uk_it_developer

I don't play around. Jokes a side, I shut down bloody management with their stupid rules. I scarify. I stand up for downtrodden developers.

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

I checked myself my gas combi boiler make and the part (the fan) that it needs. I found a supplier who could deliver next day. Scottish Power Boiler Plus is rubbish. 26 minutes on the phone today until I spoke to customer service agent. Appalling bad, I will a new guy.

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

Scottish Power Boiler Plus our boiler broke down Tuesday morning. Part was ordered same day. Fan will not be delivered until Monday! 3-4 working days! FFS. Emergency cover is a freaking joke because parts are not next day at least & heating engineers are scarce. I Will be leaving

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

So Java EE becomes Jakarta EE. Well that's a new brand isn't it? The same old same old. Meh.
I'm moving to SpringBoot, so take that #java #in #fb

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

I threw a recruiter a fucking poisoned bone - phishing for information on jobs - waste of cunting time, yet again

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

the whole country gone to fuck!

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

Fuck Tyrant Project Managers!

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

My luck with clients is not holding. I wonder if I can spy on clients. I need a heads up. I need cheat mode. Eavesdropping techniques.

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

Fuck Unisys and their stupid-ass development processes and fucking code reviews and their project managers

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

I'm just been kick in the head again

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

Everyone else is to blame for our communications. Like you never make fucking errors or give updates or notifications. I am human too

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

“Java Dev required for FinTech start up {Central London}” - you ain't jumping the shark on Barclays, HSBC, etc. Yawn. Remember DOT-BOMB

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

I think this contract is going to kill me. The client definitely wants their pound of flesh, my brain is exploding. Arguing headache

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

SpringFramework how can Alias beans not work or be found across Maven module projects? I don't get it at all .,.. Grrrrf

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

Spring Framework is a fucking framework that does do as it is says on the tin. The PropertyPlaceholderSupport is fucked across Modules

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

You must think that I crazy or something! “This contract is drummed outside of IR35”
Therefore I will not applying for this contract ever!

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

My new episode, my TV series: Cunts of the Recruitment IT industry - I will become TV script writer and get that shit on Netflix!

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

I hate your complicated #fuckingframework

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

My lazy common sense says it better to be invoicing and billing than being on the bench twiddling idol thumbs and wondering WTF

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

So I'm still here in this motherfucker! 😳

[uk_it_developer @uk_it_developer]

This client of mine wants their pound of flesh. They insist on 40 hours work no exceptions, no trust, they still need my skills.