UK_Together2

The all-parody & non-party campaign for Scotland in the UK. Promoted by Blair McDougall on behalf of Better Together2, 5 Blythswood Sq, Glasgow, G2 4AD.

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An independent Scotland would lose the benefit of having Boris Johnson as a foreign secretary. #bbcqt #indyref2

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Are you sick of your Scottish nationalist neighbours saying we're not better together? why not give him your household income and get them to pay your bills and give you pocket money? That'll prove to them how committed we are to unionism. #Indyref2 #DissolveTheUnion

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There's no guarantee that the Lynx effect would work in an independent Scotland.#Indyref2

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Voting yes in an #indyref2 automatically gives Nicola Sturgeon the excuse to keep Scotland in the EU when Scotland voted overwhelmingly 38% to leave the EU. #brexit

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If we have an #indyref2 David Mundell has informed us Scotland voting yes is a red line for him, and will result in his resignation.

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If there is another independence referendum and Scotland votes yes, Scotland would no longer have the privilege of having David Mundell as Secretary Of State For Scotland. #indyref2

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It is illegal to have anal sex in Iceland, and in an independent Scotland it would be illegal in Farmfoods too. # #IndyRef2

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Shes turned the weans against us, shes turned the weans against us.#nicolasturgeon #scotnight

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Gordon Brown told us today that pasturized milk would go off a lot sooner in an independent Scotland #indyref2

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The Snp haven't said if Bonnybridge will still be a UFO hotspot in an independent Scotland. #indref

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The #GrowthCommission fails to mention if uninists will be able to spell independance in an independent Scotland. #fail

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A separate Scottish Twitter could cost as much as £300bn

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Had a great meeting earlier today with Theresa May and Arlene Foster about taking forward our poisonous case for the union. #indyref2 #scotref
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Its great to hear fellow unionist Jim Murphy speaking up again. #ScotRef

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If Scotland votes yes for an independent Scotland there would be no more secretary of state David Mundell. Is that a risk worth taking #indyref2 #BetterTogether

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Do you enjoy speaking Scots, in an independent Scotland the word dinghy will be ignored and hee haw will mean nothing to the Snp.

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Enjoy diy did you know that spirit levels may not work in an Independent Scotland. #Scotnight #indyref #indyref2

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Why wont the Snp let us know if we'll use fahrenheit or Celsius in an independent Scotland #Scotnight

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Do you enjoy a Greggs steakbake? Do you know the scottish Government haven't costed a steakbake after independence #indyref2

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I've never understood why the Libdems dont make Michael Gove Leader https://t.co/G86DZm4Wfc

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Nicola sturgeon wants Scottish Independence and we still don't know will remote locking car keys still work in an independent Scotland. #indyref2