Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS

Biker, Aviation fan, & IT Grunt (MBCS; ITIL). Ex-Sparks due to disability -Can bore you on many subjects! Views are my own, except the ones of the other voices.

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

In a world of grim news, here’s a very polite #Lincoln cat using a Zebra Crossing properly (and better than some humans too!)

https://t.co/N8Hy2MRa09

#Cat #Cats #Lincolnshire @BBCTheOneShow @BBCLookNorth @looknorthBBC @GBNEWS @itvnews @itvcalendar @GMB #retweetme @elonmusk 😁

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

I’m a big fan of @weratoolsuk and have several #Wera sets, but the bits in my Bit-Check BC30, kept indoors, are showing signs of oxidation.

My older unbranded set is fine — is this expected?

Still love the tools though.

#Tools #ToolMaintenance #ScrewdriverBits #Oxidation

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

Do you want a £5 referee bonus when you spend a quid at #Apex66 #Competition site - you might even #win a #camper or #motorbike!

Follow the link below…

#comp #winning #free #discount #voucher #vouchercodes #promo #promocode

https://t.co/otwi1h3xL1

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

After 14 years and £2,300 in subs, I'm leaving @unisontheunion - No tangible benefits and zero support or advice during two major role changes in the last year (emails read and ignored). I should've joined @POAUnion instead. #UNISON #POA #union #workersrights

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

@currys To stay out of A&E after spending 29 hours in there (being discharged with drugs to treat Pericarditis).

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

@dapperlaughs I was supposed to be seeing you tonight but fate had other plans and put me in Lincoln A&E instead. My wife still went though 🙄. I’m told you were good.

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

The body's inner architects meticulously navigate the convoluted pathways, orchestrating a movement akin to the delicate ballet of celestial bodies in space, ultimately achieving a celestial expulsion that brings forth a newfound equilibrium and sense of lightness.

3/3

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

For my colleague Tom Marsh:

I have just experienced a moment of profound release and liberation, a crescendo of internal efforts culminating in the expulsion of a substantial, previously retained mass.

1/3

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

This harmonious event, orchestrated by the intricate mechanisms of the digestive apparatus, involves the meticulous negotiation of a formidable obstruction through a labyrinthine passage.

2/3

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

https://t.co/9bG3CCz68R

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

@Dominos_UK Ask @pizzahutuk ..?

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

WTF @virginmedia !? My standard bill has increased by 65%!

Until last month it was £95 per month, this month it’s £157.50!!

I’m glad I’m out of contract, especially now @CityFibre have made it to #Lincoln.

#badservice #scam #CostOfLiving #broadband #cable #fibre #cityfibre

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

FFS, just when I need them, my @3M #CommandStrips have lost their stickiness! The Velcro type seem okay, but the others are now useless!

#FirstWorldProblems #Annoying #WasteOfMoney #3M #3MCommandStrips @3MUK

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

What a great noise!

#operationchastise #bbmf #rafbbmf #lestweforget

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

Obviously this picture must’ve been taken by a Canberra (from @RAF_Luton).

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

@Ru773LL @O2 @virginmedia @SMARTYMobileUK @GOVUK So the cheapest networks to be on are missed off the emergency alert system 🤔. As unlikely as this is (with our government clearly treating the poor as well as they do the rich 😑), I wonder if anything should be read into this..?

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

I got the #SevereAlert on my #O2 phone, as did my daughter on her #VirginMobile phone, but nothing on my wife’s #Smarty phone!

#EmergencyAlert #MobilePhone #Danger #Fail #NuclearWeapons #WWIII #WW3

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

Fact of the Day: Candidates can apply to join the Super Army Soldiers as young as 2 months old, if accepted they join the British Army Battalion Youth training programme. Here Private Jay Sunborn makes his first parachute jump over Lincolnshire.

Photographed from a Canberra

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

Your secret is out @elonmusk!

#ElonMusk #Tesla #EV #EVcar #ElectricCar #ElectricVehicles #Battery

[Alan Glenister CMgr MBCS @ukahg]

A rare photo of an @RAF_Luton jet being hung out to dry after being washed on HMS Runwayboat.

#AvGeek #avgeeks #aviation #raf #rafluton #hms #navy #rn