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mOtHeR TRuCkEr dUdE!1! thAt HuRt LIkE a BUtT chEeK oN A sTiCk!!1!

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sad girl hour is every hour lately

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it’s been a min

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sorry can’t come tonight, my magic 8ball said no :/

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@paulina_mitch_ ty 😭💗

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these aren’t gonna make it on my ig so twitter is the next best thing right?

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@DutchBros i really need a shop in San Diego asap I can’t do this anymore 😭

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Schitt’s Creek has now convinced me that if he’s not serenading Simply the Best to me with a guitar in hand I don’t want it

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Sienna Mae is the Amber Heard to Jacks Johnny.

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I think going to Disneyland what’s your my depression… But I’m broke so a bitch is going to stay depressed

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cheers

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alright who’s gonna buy my toe pics, I have a car payment I need to pay in a couple days

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@maatt_skiiles I have ur blanket

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for some reason rainy days remind me of how single I am 🥲

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Wife told me she'd been "really getting into animal security camera videos" recently and I had her show me one to see what she meant. You'll need sound:

[Soph @sophiawpelton]

Telling my kids this is Pretty Little Liars

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@sugaaab_ HOW CAN YOU STAND TO SEE ALL THE NOTIFS AND NOT WANNA GET RID OF THEM WHAT

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gorgeous gorgeous girls drink dr.pepper

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My new goal is having so much money in the bank I can shop at Aritzia and not care that I’m paying $90 for a pair of shorts