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Whatever it is, just put it in rice.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

When i find out that a person from season 3 of my life knows a character from season 7:

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Me in the gym observing someone use a machine I've been curious about how to use

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

real

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

imagine unvaccinated clifford running around big as hell with rabies

[alexa @vampirrria]

Me at work unfortunately

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels after watching a love movie where the main characters love each other but don’t end up together because the lesson is “loving is letting go”

[Nkanyezi @NkanyeziKubheka]

Whoever invented soap and toothpaste was clearly at their breaking point.

[blanc @dqveed]

i wanna have a party where we only listen to songs i like

[Bull @bullincrisis]

I’ll watch my last sunset the same way I watched the first, without knowing why it’s beautiful, only that it is

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Luxuries we forget that are luxuries:

1. Your mom still around
2. Hot water
3. Feeling healthy
4. Peace of mind & heart
5. Perfect weather days
6. Good food
7. Bills paid
8. Reliable transportation

[g @34rths]

Does anyone want me to think about them while I go for a Walk

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

Nothing is ever TMI for me. For me, TMI stands for Tell Me Immediately.

[Cee☆ @ceelune_]

my definition of fun time

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[meghan @deloisivete]

Sorry dinner will be late, the Jump to Recipe button was broken and I'm still scrolling through Mackayleigh's personal and deep history with green beans

[ash b. pebble @sentientGirlx]

drug dealers in 2026: this cocaine is actually PACKED with protien

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i would love to unclench my jaw one day