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I'm a big fan of the Oxford comma.

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I had pizza for breakfast and beer for lunch because I'm my own boss and I can do whatever the fuck I want.

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp 2 weeks to reply is unacceptable, regardless of how busy you may be. ASOS has been my favourite retailer for years but how you're handling this is extremely unprofessional

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp I've been trying to get someone, ANYONE, to respond to my emails for OVER 2 weeks! Is anyone even working there anymore?? Worst customer service I've ever experienced @ASOS @ASOS_Us @ASOS_Careers @ASOSMarketplace HELP!!

[Tristan Cooper @TristanACooper]

I'd like to nominate Littlefinger getting exposed as the new "Blinking White Guy" GIF #GameOfThrones #GameOfThronesFinale

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@brandonthebuck @seriouseats I've never felt more adult in my life.

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Waking up and spending 3 hours prepping your taxes for your accountant is like tidying up your place for the cleaner. I need a nap.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

To the girl from the South Side who took on a role she didn't ask for and made it her own: Happy Birthday, Michelle. I love you.

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We grabbed dinner from Wawa tonight and they were playing 1 Avril Lavigne song inside and a different Avril Lavigne song outside. #sk8erboi

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I had champagne and Chick Fil A for dinner tonight. I am living the fucking dream.

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@Maxiscr sadly no, the last time was 2011 😖

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@Maxiscr I think it would be SO WEIRD to be there again! Was actually kinda bummed we didn't have one this year. Glad they're doing it!

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@Maxiscr a tenner ain't bad! Well, a tenner and an international flight for me haha

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@Maxiscr oh shit! Time to start saving for a flight!

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@Maxiscr I heard Move On Up by Curtis Mayfield in a shop and instantly got transported back to our Bend It Like Beckham days!

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Chasing Benadryl and Dayquil with mimosas. Happy Thanksgiving to me! 😷

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Man, what a weird year to have dual citizenship of both Britain and the US.

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"I don't get it, why would you want to be outside when they've spent years perfecting the inside?"

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@duncanbell3 @Maxiscr @AllySandeman just grateful that I grew into those cheeks.

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@Maxiscr whaaaat! That's crazy, man that makes me feel like that was eons ago.

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@Maxiscr very much so. I wouldn't be surprised if he still looks the same ahhaha

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@Maxiscr @AllySandeman Yeah but $90 for a trucker hat, who really lost at the end of the day? Lol