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Move over @IAMTOMMACDONALD @jackharlow, there's a new whitest rapper in town!
Purity Spirallin', with Kid Ache, on the recent controversy about 'I Swear' fr/@StudiocanalUK
#funny #racism #news

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Recorded a fantastic new format with @mikeukc & @CharlesUKC of @ukcolumn this week, watch this Tater!!!
#funny #comedy #news

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#HS2: a controversial project from the off; some say it'll be a vital link twixt North & South for commerce & industry, others that spending 32bn just so Farmer John from Giggleswick can take his whippet to see Big Ben is a touch on the profligate side.
@ukcolumn #funny #news

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Dick Tater of @ukcolumn back again to expose the truth of the #UN’s 17 SDGs - governments singing from the hymn sheet of their global overlords. Pt 5 is here - because nothing says ‘progress’ like sacrificing freedom for ‘safety’. Stay sharp, proles! #news https://t.co/4AAJTZVW1P

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Oi, idiots! Pt 4 of peeling back the UN’s Sustainable Development Goals! ‘Sustainability’? Sure, if it means sustaining their control. Carbon credit cards, unaffordable air, and locusts for tea. Agenda 2030: their ‘better world’ comes at your expense.
#ukcolumn #satire #funny

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#Tourism: To some, a vital source of seasonal income. To others, a plague, the Fat White Death inflicted upon the indigenous populace across the globe. A peek at the recent #NiUnaMenos protests in #Spain over the influx of sightseers, done in true @ukcolumn style!
#funny #news

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Back again, proles! It’s Pt 3 of exposing the #UN Sustainable Development Goals. Progress or something more? ‘Sustainability’ sounds nice, but dig deeper - what’s really in store? #Agenda2030: a vision for the future, or a path we need to question?
#funny #news @ukcolumn

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Greetings, grubs! Pt2 of peeling back the UN's Sustainable Development Goals for @ukcolumn. Still think ‘sustainability’ means saving the planet? Agenda 2030: less "green future," more dystopia! Sound Orwellian? Stick your doublethink where the sun don’t shine! #news #funny #UN

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Hello, proles! Dick Tater reporting for @ukcolumn! Peeling back the UN’s Sustainable Development Goals. Think ‘sustainability’ means a better world? Think again. Sound Orwellian? Shove your doublethink up your memory hole! Part 1 of 5. Stay tuned. #SDGs #satire #news #ukcolumn