Ken Dunnington

developer, jujitsuka, musician, pirate, etc. I like pizza.
I get tagged by Germans a lot who think my handle is something else. I have no idea why.

[Cam Harless @camharless]

your mom is proud of you because you work hard, make money, and get somewhere in life.

my mom is proud of me because I get attention for doing stupid things on Twitter.

we are not the same. https://t.co/2RLw9l2JQs

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 📞 https://t.co/PlvpkLkzus

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

@beatmastermatt Did a racist chatbot write that?

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

Okay, this one is acceptable.
@melsieburger

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

happi valentimes

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

This new twitter “feature”

[Jane Manchun Wong @wongmjane]

You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the n​erves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the transgression of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg​ex parsers for HTML will ins​tantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection wil​l devour your HT​ML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fi​ght he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i​s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo​͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liq​uid pain, the song of re̸gular exp​ression parsing will exti​nguish the voices of mor​tal man from the sp​here I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t​he final snuffing of the lie​s of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL I​S LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ich​or permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼O​O NΘ stop the an​*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e n​ot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

@Eve6 Looking into it.

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

lol this stupid website

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Is there a better commercial for Rank Choice Voting than what is going on with the Speaker's vote in the House ? The current system, from primary to generals to speaker voting, empowers the extremes to the expense of constituants. Time to change

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Buy his beans!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

‘Yule-hole’ (19th century Scots): the loosest notch in your belt that you must resort to after excessive eating and drinking.

[Kris Wilson @_KrisWilson_]

It's that time of year where I post this one

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

@raanve @angry_dori I do miss hitting fruity with virtual objects. That was always a treat.

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

@angry_dori @raanve Holy heck, that is nuts! I had no idea! Glad it turned out okay in the end.

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

@raanve @angry_dori Hi, frond! Hope you are are well!

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

@raanve @angry_dori Is CookieMOO still up?

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

This is the most 'internet' thing I've read in awhile.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Cocaine bear looks great, but I would also watch a movie about a possum who eats an indica gummy and just sits there

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I love how music can take you to another place. This pub is playing Ed Sheeran, so I’m going to another pub.

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

@jcyr I heard the final tweet should be #butts

[Ken Dunnington @uke]

Sindy Powell, Rudy Giuliani's hair, Mayor McCheese, Roy Cohn's ghost, Sideshow Bob, The Villages People, ketchup