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[ukendstv @ukendstv]

Idk who needs to hear this but, why are you going after a used toothbrush when there’s plenty of new toothbrushes around.

This ain’t about toothbrushes.

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

I’ve been a both reply with a paragraph and an ‘ok’

Highly recommend to use ok

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

You’re in her DMs, she’s got me blocked.

You’ll understand one day

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

Men don’t really like to vent for too long, it’s straight up solutions😂😂

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

That “so we done” always be saving relationships

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

No job ever is that serious for you to be a work snitch

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

If it’s textable please don’t phone me.

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

In my “????” era because wtf is actually going on

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

I have a girl and a work wife, it really shows that these girls aren’t loyal😂

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

If I can smell your breath when your mouth is closed, you need to go hospital.

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

“Are you busy tomorrow” that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

Men be like “I’ll do anything for you” and do nothing

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

I gave a f*ck once and it was terrible

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

Everything I tolerated in the past disgusts me now

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

If you catch me laughing at my phone, I’m laughing at my own texts not theirs😂

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

Officially at the age where if I see a chair I’m going to sit down

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

Mate listen, idgaf if you ate today or not, just lmk if you wanna get married😭

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it.

Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't mean it either. 😂

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

Uni life is about attending lectures and going back home to teach yourself

[ukendstv @ukendstv]

Don’t believe a guy is rich if he keeps looking at his same stack. Even he can’t believe it🤣🤣