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fujo shall not kill fujo
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Surah An-Nisa (4:29-30)
"…And do not kill yourselves [or one another]. Indeed, Allah is to you ever Merciful."

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@geekthegirI Remember the first night we made love

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@CharlieKirmaq I’m just trying to get like you

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Hot american brown girls brag by saying their childhood trauma is getting called Mia Khalifa. I used to get called “lower than the hair between Ali ibn Abi Talib’s ass” just bc my jutt mom couldn’t afford to put me in the Sunni Quran class across town

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@ukeoppie There are three instances of kufr in this tweet, delete and repent from them all and retake your shahādah.

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@rometteroy

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No matter what, women need ao3 to exist. Its the only wall separating the Sasha Grey Porn Screenshot Girls from the Epic Female Fappers who only get off to anime variations of ‘Lolita 2: This Time She Has A Dick.’ The foundations of #edtwt / #shtwt / #wataa depend on it

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@mazalpill True. Like ok u had glasses and got to wear Hollister tops in 5th grade & got compared to W Faps while my parents debated if buying training bras were haram

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@Litteralwho It was the only thinspo that got me a thigh gap

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I knew it was time to lose weight when they had the ‘BRING US HOME’ Israeli hostage posters everywhere in New Brunswick 2023 with their height/weight. I’d stop to calculate their BMIs and it always averaged out to a sexy 19.5

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@CharlieKirmaq Rate me

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Paul Newman was a benevolent seme for making salad dressing his legacy before he died. Tom Cruise will DoorDash a chicken caesar to the Scientology sex dungeon one day and suddenly he’s a little boy in 1986 again, feeling a warm hand on his shoulder.

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@rightwingwomcn I get nervous because White Jesus would mog Brown Jesus and everyone pretends it isn’t so. Don’t even want to think about Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) getting mogged it scares me more than hell fire

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Islam was genius for banning religious depictions/idolatry early or else we’d be having discourse about the Loli Aisha figurines on Hasan Piker’s desk every week. Also I hate when Japanese people are Muslim their beards are anorexic & it makes me less of a believer

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@esharua Lamest shota ever she wanted Troy

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I feel like Tay Swift has Pedophile OCD & thats why she feels the need to adopt every new young star, but then realizes she doesnt like kids fr & aborts them via chart blocking. She thought Sabrina was 14 but shes just a midget so theyre still friends. We can all relate.

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@weirdassfishes Heyyy princess

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@girIfaggot Come to New Jersey and do this with me forever

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@sacre____coeur my fave part is how all the horny talk got her remembering her disabled cousin

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@myreadingmang4 Thank you

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@woja999 I wouldn’t have it any other way

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Every new gen fujoshi thinks it's her life path to be a trailblazer in moral eroticism by combining random yaoi caricatures. Soon ukes will wear turbans and semes will serve micropenis realness and we're supposed to pretend to understand that more than Asian twink CNC