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It's not who I am that's important, it's what I know.

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@langcatmike The trolls are the bane of everyone’s lives

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@TheEvertonBeaky @Next_wealth Pot and kettle mate.But yours are just the inane and boring ramblings of a middled aged twat.

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Got this sickly sweet, self congratulatory invite from @Next_wealth. I’d rather pluck my eyelashes one by one than have ‘fun’.

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@DetlefGlow Wrong. It's holier than thou ETF providers who rubbish active.. Active mgrs understand we need both: https://t.co/l7EvOiK6uE

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Personally, I think I've got it down to a tee. (A wet one of course.) https://t.co/XblLclfveQ

[The Guardian @guardian]

'A nice set of curves if I do say so myself': a Twitter lesson in how not to write women https://t.co/QpxcmBrN5k

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@NotThatGrumpy @nucleuswrap @david_ferguson @charliemusson @FT Pfff unless he's giving away shares, it's an entirely autocratic move.

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@langcatmike If you're going to dish it out, gotta take it on the chin when it comes back to you. And ur stuff is frigging pricey.

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@langcatmike One might suggest that your clients are in the same boat. High fees & mediocre research.#glasshouses #wakeupandsmellthecoffee

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@langcatmike @heatherahopkins @VirginMoney bitch with style

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Let's hope @VirginMoney customers get better fees with Stab than they do at the mo...

https://t.co/jIitXuFuWp

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@langcatsteve @langcatmike no just dysLexic

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Standard Life Aberdeen Plc. Or SLAP for short. A slap in the face for the 800 job losses. @StandardLifeplc @AberdeenAssetUK #SLAP

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@accelerandoVLC they must be desperate if they're asking you for help.

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@AbrahamOnMoney The danger of the brainless researcher. If you don't know how to say gauge, what else have you got wrong?

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@AbrahamOnMoney if you spent less time blathering shite, you might actually sell something.

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@MoorgateMermaid hardly a scoop love. It was the world's worst kept secret by the time you wrote it up.

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@GrahamBentley looks like you're in a bog somewhere