ukr1💊

every yawn is a possible blowjob if u are fast enough

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Okay... now he's just asking for it.

[verona @backwatrgirl]

when yo friends lowkey fake as fuck

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

eu odeio mentir pros meus pais, mas é pro bem deles.

[marixana @Maricumaster]

nao tem NADA que vc fale q minha mãe ja nao tenha dito pior pra mim

[Rick Saratoga @toga_party_]

My girl watching me drink 12 beers then do my Asian accent to the waiter at Chili’s

[ukr1💊 @ukr1_]

@forlornglance are u being interviewed to be a bouncer?

[Kenny B 📟🏝 @KennyBalii]

Hyped up my buddy to talk to a chick at the bar and she fucking maced him

[LOGAN LOGAN LOGAN LOGAN LOGAN LOGAN LOGAN LOGAN @thisisntmiha]

my van: *gets stolen*

me: where did my

[💜 ;; soren sixx ✯ SAW BVB 9/4 🦝 @twiintechxx]

walked into the living room and my parents immediately groaned when they seen me

[VΩX @VoxExVeritas]

Never forget.

[Donathan Prince @DonathanPrince]

Just shit out my hangover

[ambawtukam 🇵🇸 @beechwatdefuk]

#chudai 😍

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

9/9-9/10-9/11

[. @TheRizzMeister_]

Doomscrolling Twitter on the #Kirkiversary