Jeff

Unprofessional ultra runner, once a completer not competer now DNF doyen. Lover of mountain trails & wilderness. Motorcyclist & director @AscendRuns.

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@EmmaNinjaNerd This already happens alllll the time! 😂

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

I just had to share this here.

Bourbon Biscuit Beard Balm is a thing! So is Custard Cream, but why would you do that to yourself?

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@PeaksPrincess @Beesrun @C_P_Randall Absolutely nothing wrong with there (or here) - unless that rabble descends on it 😂

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@Beesrun @PeaksPrincess @C_P_Randall We do have a spare room...

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@SMillbery @kjeley Nope. Not for me at any rate 😢

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@SMillbery @kjeley Oddly, I got a notification about this conversation 🤔

Do I cease to exist when off Twitter?

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@SMillbery @kjeley Oi.

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@AdamPrav @Beesrun @RunnARGHHH It’s true. I do have more hair now.

Mostly on my back though.

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@SMillbery @conwild Not at the moment... I’m having to provide IOU’s

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@conwild It’s been a mixed bag - there will be a lot in a worse position than us so felt it was the least we could do to help

[Ascend Events @AscendRuns]

🔔New old event alert! 🔔

We’ve launched Milnthorpe Meander today. A rework of Heversham Hobble, it’s a similar route but removes the loop out to the previous RaceHQ (we’ll now be using our old haunt at the Cricket… https://t.co/4KQVlAZTFy

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@Beesrun I’m amazed that many people agreed to be seen in public with you.

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@RunnARGHHH Grimace

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

It’s the 4 year anniversary of this... the worst selfie ever @RunnARGHHH

Was a good day out running though!

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@DrPaulWS

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

Are fake Crocs better or worse than real Crocs?

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@Whiffenpuff I think you know my thoughts on Crocs... or fake Crocs for that matter.

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@Whiffenpuff Vodka. Possibly too much vodka.

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@BnGddrd @PeaksPrincess And we both speak as people that have met the OP...

[Jeff @UKRunCat]

@IraRainey A little pee came out