katunge

Let's speak fluent sarcasm

[katunge @ulamukamba]

💅🏾🧠I swear, ever since I moved abroad,the unlearning I’ve had to do is actually insane.Every time I open my mouth, it’s like I’m walking on linguistic landmines.
Honestly, they Dey choke me here ooo😫
Send help or cultural translator. This diaspora wahala is not for the weak 💀

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@TMobile Hello, my name is Faith, your customer, I just deactivated my number with a customer care agent and they said it could work but it’s been 5 hours I still can’t use my sim! Kindly contact me because I can’t even call your number no calls are going through! Thank you

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@addicted4lu Girl I wish I had your problem

[katunge @ulamukamba]

When it comes to spirituality I am very choosy with who I listen to,

Otherwise , Mimi I speak to God directly!

Because I was given the power to Reach my Creator directly.

[katunge @ulamukamba]

Before I came to America , my mother
told me
“be weary of churches, don’t just enter any church in that America usiiingishwe devil “ 😂 😂
And she was right, actually when you read about brainwashing you’ll realize that nobody is immune to that shit.
Am scared of churches!

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@jaer_mo87125 @SarcasticNomad1 @DC_Draino well well well so black people are props in this case?

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@Whotfismick @InternetH0F I thought thats just me lmaooo

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@tiktok_us Hello TikTok,I am writing to kindly request to be helped register for TikTok creator fund.I created my account back in Africa but I have relocated to America. Am I allowed to register to creator fund here? If so,help me because it keeps telling me”invalid country”

[katunge @ulamukamba]

#NewProfilePic

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@Coopbankenya I did... kindly check your inbox I will surely appreciate

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@Coopbankenya kindly get back to me... am stuck and I need help urgently.

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@__4luke @esteeam_

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@BradleyCarl_256 I know 🙄🤒

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@BradleyCarl_256 Its crumps

[EASTERN VILLAGES EMPOWERMENT PROJECT @EasternVillages]

Listen to your spirit when it tells you to fallback on certain people 🤷‍♂️

[katunge @ulamukamba]

@SafaricomPLC kama hii si madharau tuiite nini🤒

[♡̨LaMnguni♡̨̐🇿🇦🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @PearlYeGrootman]

@Carolinerathabe Bicarbonate of soda and coarse salt mixed in washing powder does the magic as well. It's also good at maintaining colour on clothing and removes the armpit deodorant stains

[Mo @Modipadi_Mo]

@Carolinerathabe Yes. This and vinegar in white clothes and linen👌👌

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Having someone you can tell every detail of your day to without feeling like you’re being clingy/boring >>>>

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

Reassurance will take my mood from a 0 to 100. I love being reminded that I’m loved and appreciated.