alicia

i’m a five star man

[alɘex @prodlexington]

my bad bro just throw them in the back

[dilly pops @DylanTheTwit]

First the coronavirus,
and now this??
Jesus Christ..

[trip @criedwolves]

long distance friendship is just saying “come here!!!!” and “omw!!!!!” to each other as if you are not thousands of miles away and have no money

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[alicia @uliciu]

@sha_non_ can’t forget the quadrants of learning... take 5 shots when something is “quadrant D excellence”

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

69. o m g https://t.co/D5fYpnYWyU

[sai twice reborn @verdigrisbeep]

therapy: expensive
my cat stepping on me with her little feet: free

[Kit (ft. Space Cowboy) @ohitskris]

No one:

Me:

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

how's ur girl and how's ur family?

[alicia @uliciu]

who’s gonna tell him zoey 101 already done it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla is going to develop a quiet, electric leafblower

[alicia @uliciu]

@Katie_Reilly_ @ItsAlwaysSunnyQ obviously

[alicia @uliciu]

my body is ready

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

The trailer is here. #GameofThrones

[alicia @uliciu]

@__4612 let me know when you remember, i’m invested

[alicia @uliciu]

if you weren’t old enough to have TiVod the jonas brothers episode of hannah montana when it came out so you could watch it on repeat, get outta my way at this reunion concert