Ulisses González ⚓

I don't always walk. Sometimes I drive fast.

[Ulisses González ⚓ @uligomo]

When the magician waves his right hand, look at his left.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

this is so important to me

[chincheto pirata somali @wikipistacho]

Yo con 8 años jugando con mis juguetes

Mi madre: qué adorable

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

A victim of overflowing love

[Ulisses González ⚓ @uligomo]

@mostlypeaceful Americans

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Men only want one thing

[primadonna @vaydaprimadonna]

Finally got my own apartment. I haven’t said a single word in 8 hours

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

“there’s no way she was flirting with me, she was just being friendly”

[Ulisses González ⚓ @uligomo]

Cuál es la perra lógica de tener tanta hambre que te dan náuseas pero tienes tantas náuseas que no quieres comer
??

[Ulisses González ⚓ @uligomo]

I let go of my claim on you, it's a free world
You look down on where you came from sometimes

But you'll have this place to call home, always

[Ulisses González ⚓ @uligomo]

Exhaust yourself in the glorious pursuit of life.

[Ulisses González ⚓ @uligomo]

You can’t save a damsel if she loves her distress

[Ulisses González ⚓ @uligomo]

The price of loving someone very much is never loving anyone again.

[Ulisses González ⚓ @uligomo]

Quién vergas vió, olió y tocó un hígado y dijo a huevo vamos a probarlo

[Ulisses González ⚓ @uligomo]

@opinions_txt @ArcanePrepper @Kaleidoscopicx3 @e_fiedler There’s UV light clear filter film, like the ones they put on car windows. If you wanted to make it not removable you could add some sort of clear, very strong adhesive I’m guessing
I mean it’s facts, not suggestions in any way

[Ulisses González ⚓ @uligomo]

Todo es risas y diversión hasta que hay que pagarles el veterinario a nueve perros.