Ulises Werbenjägermanjensen

DUR o muerte

[🦀.Q. @Feelgasm_]

My apologies i can’t hang out , i'm busy being a lazy depressed loser who cant get my shit together....

[vilifier, pretender. @_bryanisreal]

Being a man is learning to always take mixed signals as disinterest.

[Gustav @1111_poison]

El Pato Lucas siempre fue más gracioso que el Pato Donald pero nunca se lo reconocieron porque era negro

[santos @santos141100]

El día en que Letterbox agregue una opción que permita desactivar estas "reviews" sin gracia ni contenido se convertirá en la mejor red social de toda la historia.

[Nuanced Film Takes @BadFilmTakes1]

Kurosawa basically made the same movie four times with Rashomon, Seven Samurai, Throne of Blood, and Yojimbo. When I looked at the Wikipedia article describing them as old samurai films shot in black and white, I deduced that they are basically the same movie. I’m very smart.

[sophi @lcckedheartx_x]

I fantasize about meeting someone as lonely as me so we can just depend on each other

[🦐 @kurisu_armpit]

what is it called when you have actually watched or played something before but you have a terrible memory and forgot 90% of it because it's not exactly larping

[megha @litttiichokha]

i think people need to go back to watching films because they love films rather than for the sake of the review they're going to post on the internet later

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

apparently the only place left without ads is a book

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

It's really too bad because we could have built a world where we work a little bit but mostly just hang out and have a good time but instead we got this shithole

[𓆏3P @Hammond_Y_Queso]

No me entra en la cabeza que yo siendo un villero boliguayo pueda prender el aire sin drama y un suizo o un aleman no. Jijo

[syren @ligerzerosyren]

You know you’re in a bad spot when even video games aren’t distracting you & you’d rather just stare at a wall

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

Psychologists aren't allowed to tell you,you are a loser so they made up imaginary disorders.

[Joseph 🎭 @9Deface]

Tobey Maguire’s Spiderman is just quality slop, People only like it because it’s well written and well acted and has good vfx and good practical effects.

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

I can't express how lucky I was to have spent my formative years with an internet that was shaped by >110 IQ nerds instead of third world content farms struggling over 5$ of ad revenue

[necpk1 🗽 - Keep Android Open @necpk1]

Europa en 1916: Masacre guerra muertes trincheras etc

Sudamérica en 1916:

[betermo @BetermoAlonso]

Bover pre pandemia // post pandemia

[INES🐉🍀 @Mic_kaella]

You can literally feel when you mean nothing to a person.

[♫⃠ cathode of industrialtwt @cath0de]

when I got to this part I thought he was gonna start selling the backrooms furniture and that would be the focus of the movie