ulises

hard knock life

🌵hmo

[john @john_wilddog]

google's ai is so advanced it can detect a QR code, scan it, and tell me it's a QR code with zero fucking information on what it is

[Mariam • @unfmariam]

بحب الشوارع اللي آخرها بحر

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

real niggas run in the same circles

[g @34rths]

Taking my big thoughts to big places so they feel small

[𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 🇵🇸 @Y2K_mindset]

Hating Drake is the middle of the bell curve position.

[Mrs. Gore @MrsGoresDiary]

I spent $100 on this chair at a vintage show. I’d have spent $105 if I’d known our cat would routinely use it this way for fire-gazing.

[* @BIGBABYGUCCI]

everytime i wanna quit i remember horses don’t stop

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

I miss them so much

[; @tearfullamb]

Got called a retard for having childlike whimsy and wonder

[chels! ☻ @femmenart]

life is unreal

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

This image is 80 years old and it's unironically a masterpiece.

[Winter Is Coming @WiCnet]

George R.R. Martin holds the first new dire wolf born in 10,000 years

[Q HOON @hoonisdot]

He seems reliable.

[Detective Jikanart @jikanart]

Si we, ya vimos por millonésima vez a tu pinché gato gordo 🙄

Apurate y sube otra, esta hermoso, no mames