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lol what

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im dangerously comfy

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i heard st. patrick was into blue

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it’s kinda, business romantic

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girl you know i got my car all waxed up for you boo

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so it’s like, you want me to stay so i can watch you roll around in your silk pajama bottoms? right, ok

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OH shishkababies… ok haha mums the word

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it’s not like i asked for the tape just so i could rub it on my ass, you know

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mmmyah i didnt know about icp until columbine happened

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oh la la i dropped my baguette!

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I’LL SMELL ANYTHING THAT MOVES

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sherman alexie? like, the guy who did where the wild things are?

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the moral of the story is, if rosie perez wants to do some gymnastics she will stick the landing every time

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blade runner? that that movie with wesley snipes

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you saying that just now made my toast a little moist

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and then when i logged into the wedding zoom my name was Moist Toast

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he’s an amateur stenographer

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i did a brief brownie stint

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and my daughter, garlic

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what pray tell the HELL are you talking about

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UNWASHED NOT UNWANTED