Blake Ullrich

[Blake Ullrich @ullrich_blake]

Here comes the sun. ☉☉☉

[John Patrick Shanley @JohnJpshanley]

You can’t stay. Look at the moon, the sun. Look at your own heart. Everything moves, changes. It frightens me sometimes, but even my fear doesn’t sit down. My fear passes through, wanders on. If I can at last accept that I am flying, well then I’m flying and that’s not so bad.

[Joe Bereta @joebereta]

That's the pot calling the kettle black.
That's the teapot scolding the cups.
That's the clock keeping the time.
That's a footstool dropping a hot load on the carpet.
And that's a candlestick sexually harassing a feather duster.
Alright, enjoy your stay.
Thanks for using Airbnb.

[Blake Ullrich @ullrich_blake]

I don't want anything back but my sweatshirts

[Blake Ullrich @ullrich_blake]

I dont just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness

[Elliott Morgan @ElliottcMorgan]

Okay, turkey bacon is a type of dog treat that has been repackaged as human food. Screw turkey bacon. Want bacon? Have bacon. GTFO with your pink cookie cutter salted bird. This ain’t Thanksgiving. It’s breakfast. God I hate turkey bacon so much.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i’m sorry i haven’t. shared my thoughts. recently. i was asleep. and when i wasn’t. i wanted. to be

[Elliott Morgan @ElliottcMorgan]

RT IF UR INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL FOR UR FRIENDS AND FAMILY BUT DON’T KNOW HOW TO SHOW IT BUT FEEL A DEEP SENSE OF LOVE THAT’S RLY OVERWHELMING😂😂

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

the new national anthem should be jigglypuff's song

[Joe Bereta @joebereta]

Adulting is simply learning to deal with all the horrible shit life throws at you without losing sight of all of the good.

[SuperDuperKyle! @SuperDuperKyle]

wake up and be happy for who you are and what you've got

[Elliott Morgan @ElliottcMorgan]

Maybe you should be asking what behavior of yours is making people believe you practice Santeria in the first place, you know?

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

#WholesomeMeme #Memes #MrRogers

[Blake Ullrich @ullrich_blake]

@elijuhhh_ You know it