U Look Beauticool

+45K followers. beauty salon and horoscope specialist. western horoscope specialist also trained astrology and hair and make up.

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Any Ukrainian football fans in #glasgow tomorrow get a free haircut in my salon. Scissors are by the mirror, spritzers in the fridge knock your cells oot. #ComeOnEngland #EnglandvUkraine #UKRvENG

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@educationgovuk @1Britain1Nation Except for pupils in #NorthernIreland #scotland and #wales who have their own songs.

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@lou225588 If Twitter told you to get love and hate on your knuckles would you do it? Trust your own heart and choose wisely. Ps I only tattoo eyebrows but I’ll have a go at whatever.

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#TellMeWithoutTellingMe that you have some great offers in your salon. 241 deals on colonic and bleaching in a plush north Glasgow salon.

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@Marthakearney @BBCr4today For the first five years my the Saturday girl in my plush north Glasgow salon would regularly shampoon customers hair.

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@MarieAnnUK Untold damage = fuck all

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Tune in to #ScotlandvsCroatia at half time to see the advert for my plush salon on Glasgow’s plush north side. #AmazonPrimeDay

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@JacobiteJen You should com to my posh salon in Glasgow’s plush north side. No brioche, lattes or free WiFi. You can have a Nescafé and a roll a d slice from next door.

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@chrissieburgess Compost for emerging marketplaces

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@captainward This guy is not welcome in my plush north Glasgow salon. Worried he’d sweep the Saturday girl off her feet.

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@TessaHartmann Where are Boom and Grace? It’s only you in the picture.

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@DAaronovitch @GBNEWS Also the lighting is too gloomy. I want pandering ignorant views delivered in a bright and airy way.

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@Scotpol1314 I think so. Probably lots of things to be honest

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@Nigel_Farage Man that’s a big garden. You should get some help with those yellow weeds

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@sleafordmods Dog...maybe badger

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@goddek I’m not a traditional scientist but I do use chemicals in hair dye, anal bleaching and colonic irrigation in my plush north Glasgow salon. Early indications from the data suggest people are fucking stupid. Well my customers at least.

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@charliechick50 @sparklebeach @JuliaHB1 Another 999,999 turned into unicorns and no ones even talking about that #antivaxxers

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Does anyone have concerns over their #vaccine I feel like #antivaxxers shouldn’t be allowed to use xx it should be cc.

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@nowthisnews Hey we’re all magnetic but you don’t hear us banging on about it.

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@scotgov @ScotGovFM when will I be able provide anal bleaching in my plush north Glasgow salon? These restriction are never ending. #COVID19 #DeltaVariante