Ulrik Felding

[Ulrik Felding @ulrikfelding]

@DavidNMandel What kind of cheese do you use to lure a bear down from a tree? Camembert

[Kevin Spacey @KevinSpacey]

Let's beat @TheEllenShow selfie w @jimmykimmel #photobomb

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

“@TheEllenShow Kevin Spacey wins it.”

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This is the best thing ever invented in the history of mankind http://t.co/ggchyuQqyo

[Ulrik Felding @ulrikfelding]

“@SarahKSilverman: Kind of get those 'protect our borders' a-holes now. My dog was whining & crying & I'm like SPEAK ENGLISH”

[Ulrik Felding @ulrikfelding]

“@ConanOBrien: Hey, I’m tweeting from inside a car wash! I wonder if my phone will still work if I roll down the win”