Useless Bastard™

Brisbane/Canberra based drunk & punter. Usually in that order.

[Useless Bastard™ @ulsbd]

For about five years I've touted Syd being better than Melb. Pretty certain that has swapped, grats to the new number 3!

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Monday night drinking really is the best drinking. Sweetest and juiciest beer from tonight.

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Live on baked beans for half a week. Get paid. Invest in bottleshop.
*Shrug*

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Tom Collins in a cocktail glass. Dunno how I feel.

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@Riky81 Didn't sleep, fire alarms all night..

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Someone decided to stay right next to the Aust war memorial this week. Someone decide to go out drinking tonight. That same person is going to regret everything at 4am tomorrow morning.

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@angelastonex @MissKellieBlair So it for that week and not for a couple of weeks you are prebooking for. I guess that's CBR again. It's actually not that suprising.

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@angelastonex Ha. I spent last week in a hotel above McDonalds. That high schoolers and holidays don't mix!

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@angelastonex The kids are running around madhouse.

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First week in a couple of months I've spent in Canberra central. Cheers to 14% beers on a Monday and walking distance to the hotel.

[Twin Galaxies @TwinGalaxies]

Twin Galaxies Adjudication has determined that the dispute against Billy Mitchell's Donkey Kong scores has been accepted. All of his records and scores have been removed from Twin Galaxies. #BillyMitchell #WorldRecords

https://t.co/XZfa8jV532

[Useless Bastard™ @ulsbd]

Can't argue about life when your current dilemma is to attend the Alice Springs camel races, the Ayers Rock races or both. 👍

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@Alana_Hunter01 @Hellobye_hi If no-one accepts l'll keep you in mind!

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@Alana_Hunter01 @Hellobye_hi Interesting you bring this up. Will have family gold in about a month. Was hoping to use it as a marriage bargaining chip! Good to see it does work 😁

[Useless Bastard™ @ulsbd]

This week's Canberra accom may have a flooded bedroom, but wine fridge is acceptable. Got to love how sitting weeks make booking things down here an adventure.

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The one constant thing with Canberra. Bad traffic trying to get into Civic around 5pm.

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@tashcameronx Can also get stuck with this on a Tuesday night when going to beer pubs!

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Canberra weeknightlife continues to baffle me. So busy. Set for life if you want to cater for the 28-40yr group if a smart plan. Fire regulation limits are a suggestion, much like speed limits.

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Thumbs up I guess.

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Pint #8. 7.5%. Monday. 🤙