Jimmy Carter

Legally Skilled

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This @TheLapsedFan Complete Hogan journey is excellent. I can't wait to hear the co-chairs deep dive the sex tape in 2036.

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@abierkhatib Okay, so I agree that the system is absolutely fucked, but you went to urgent care and the ER to get stitches removed?

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@TheBobHolly K

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I hated Larry Zbyszko as a kid, but I could listen to him talk all day. @TheLapsedFan For a college podcast about food that laughs at their own jokes, Jack gives a hell of an interview. Kudos

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@TheLapsedFan I see I made a bad hypothetical. The point I was hoping to make is that the videogame based on GoldenEye has Oddjob in it, so put GoldenEye on the list!

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Dammit @TheLapsedFan Hypothetically, if the video game based on the movie Jaws had Stone Cold Steve Austin in it, would it quality for #underthecinemat?

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@amagicmantv GBA

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@majornelson Anker Prime Wireless Charging Station (3-in-1, MagGo, AirCool, Foldable) - Anker US https://t.co/Bin9mP27xz

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@WWE Brock Legmar Balls

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@BookProWrestler How's he supposed to fuck his daughter now?

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@amagicmantv Steam

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@amagicmantv Custers Revenge

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@mmahardy I just looked up the fancy wine glasses and I would've given the bitch a paper cup after she dropped one of those.

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@TheLapsedFan 100 strokes as punishment for masturbation is a little redundant, isn't it?

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@The305MVP "Depends on the Career" and "No" are the same answer. 3% Yes, 97% No is pretty much unanimous.

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@Fightful What are we even doing? The guy that was slammed was on his feet in less than ten seconds. He should've laid there dead for ten minutes.

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@TheLapsedFan Finished my mini Bloodline journey and just nutted the fuck up to the MOAT tier. I guess I need Mama Sarro up my ass?

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@TheLapsedFan ai isn't all bad

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@memechaotic Legend of Zelda: Link's Balls

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@amagicmantv Gyarados