Eldrad Ulthran

High Farseer of Craftworld Ulthwe, savior of the Eldar, and the galaxies' biggest dick (in more ways than one)
#warhammer40k

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@AC0N1253 @Angry_Mephiston Aren't you a *world* eater not a *friend* eater?

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@Alfabusa This sour, old ass is ready to fight
There are ways to get kids into 40k, and this is not the one I'd choose.

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@AC0N1253 As a general rule, the craftworlds realised that shit was going to go bad, so we left while the majority of the old eldar didn't give a shit and were eaten by she-who-thirsts.

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

Yes, but his favorite army were his bright pink eldar. Suck it mon-keigh. https://t.co/1JXgfgWlRN

[Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus II @Mechanicus40K]

Even Robin Williams was an Adeptus Mechanicus fan. https://t.co/3bAtqzU6I8

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@AC0N1253 Not saying it was, but most of the craftworlders saw slaanesh coming. That's why we left.

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@AC0N1253 Ulthwe had nothing to do with that shitstorm. I tried to stop it.

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@AC0N1253 I don't think you're using that word correctly. Clearly this shows him to be a vreater human being.

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@TheEmpe11454055 In your language the meaning gets muddied, but in my tongue it means roughly "ruler of the empyrean", god is the closest translation. Faith has been dead among the eldar since she-who-thirsts slew the "gods" of old

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@TheEmpe11454055
Emperor! Revelation! Conan! How have you been lately? It's good to see you again my friend

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@TheEmpe11454055 Typos will be the death of me

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@TheEmpe11454055 Work dammit, I'm being jostles around in a transport at the moment, and my interwarp connection is spotty

[Eldrad Ulthran @ulthran_eldrad]

@TheEmpe11454055 My niece did a good job with that one. And both of our species are more likely to survive if we worm together.