ultimate1y

Life is short, and we will all die someday...
but until then, gamer time.

[ultimate1y @ultimate1ty]

Alright... So if the game Gmod is short for Garry's Mod, does this mean that Garry Man is G-man's true name?

[ultimate1y @ultimate1ty]

@fl11p1 The real question is, why the fuck are you carving a pumpkin in November.

[ultimate1y @ultimate1ty]

@fl11p1

[ultimate1y @ultimate1ty]

@fl11p1 Fuck you

[Evan Fong @evanfong]

this dumb ass bitch pulled up to the end of my driveway and refused to deliver my food to the front door. She yelled at me to come to her car. I told her its part of the job to deliver to the door. So she just drove off with my food 🤦‍♂️ Classic @UberEats #ShaquonStoleMyShawarma

[ultimate1y @ultimate1ty]

Y'know, depression isn't always about sadness and that stuff, sometimes it just drives you to watch an 8 minute long video at 12 pm of Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2 telling stories about his friend Keith. Trust me, personal experience.

[ultimate1y @ultimate1ty]

@fl11p1

[ultimate1y @ultimate1ty]

Amazing, so are the graphics, and the world is dripping with detail and environment. Joel needed to be stupid in this game because the writers couldn't come up for a reason for Joel to die to send Ellie on a warpath if he was the same as before, and that same horrible writing...

[Max @maxmoefoe]

beans. please retweet

[Chad @anything4views]

All I see on Twitter now is "normalize this" and "normalize that"

Bro shut the fuck up, normalize my cock and balls.

[ultimate1y @ultimate1ty]

I would like to thank @KryozGaming for my new phone background

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Everyone moves to LA to pursue dreams of acting, fame and shit, but I wanna disrupt the status quo and move to LA to be a librarian that demands handjobs when a book is overdue

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Can’t believe it’s been nearly two thousand and twenty years since Jesus was sent to the shadow realm

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Obsessive Brand loyalty should be embarrassing instead of cool

“Bro just dropped 250 on these Apple AirPods so I can hear the crazy frog. Fucking poor losers buying non apple lol”

saving money buying the same thing and made fun of for not being mindless hail corporate prick

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

“Yeah babe I argue politics with high schoolers on Twitter all day, you’ve probably seen some of my work, I’m the guy with the anime profile pic”

“Holy shit, I’m wet”

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I hope we can finally make opinions illegal in 2020

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Most celebrity tweets are so fucking boring

"you can achieve your dreams by pursuing them. If you believe in dreams, they can be reality. Also check out my new product here"

Do something interesting like tweeting a picture of your butthole or something

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

If I pee or shit you’d never know unless I told you. That’s what makes me dangerous, I’m unpredictable