| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ |

𝗨𝗵, 𝗜’𝗺 𝗦𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿-𝗠𝗮𝗻. 𝗔𝗵 𝗱𝗼𝗶. | @ExpIosiveSass | #ᴀʀᴀᴄʜɴɪᴅ (parody)

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

HEADS UP!

Big time super hero comin’ through!

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

“Man, feels like every time I head out into the city. . . Things are so different.”

[𝕯𝖗 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 | 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕺𝖋 𝕷𝖆𝖙𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆 @WillOfVonDoom]

https://t.co/TTlCIVB03f

[Doctor Van Dyne. @giftedsmarts]

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐏
founding member of the 𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨.

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[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

“Ope—, look out, big time super hero comin’ through!”

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

“Keep it quiet Norman, some people are trying to sleep.”

[𝙉𝙊��𝙈𝘼𝙉. @EvolvingGoblin]

“With god as my witness, they will all burn.”

[𝙉𝙊𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉. @EvolvingGoblin]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝑲𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑬𝑫 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍.

「 #MARVELRP 」

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass “I—?”

His features dust over with a soft red, yet a chuckle escapes as he takes a quick glance around their apartment.

“. . . Well—, if something were to blow up? Let’s tangle with the couch. I think that’s fine.”

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass He blinks for a moment.

Eyes widening.

He understands now, he may have momentarily misread things. Just briefly, but he’s settling his hands on her sides once again.

“. . . Sorry, sorry. . . Didn’t think you’d take interrogation so seriously.”

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass — was made for dramatic effect.

“Something very near and dear to the both of us, something made from the heart.”

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass A soft gasp escapes his lips—, hands planting themselves on her waist.

“. . . Okay, okay.”

An over dramatic sigh is given; a hand abandoning her waist in favor of clutching at his heart, a stifled laugh following.

“I ordered you. . . I ordered you—!”

A pause —

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass “If I do?”

A brief pause as he remains still.

“. . . You’re not gonna like the answer.”

Now that earns a soft chuckle, but he can’t help himself. He’s practically starving for her attention.

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass The taunt made his lips curl—, an attempt to fight the urge to smile like an idiot was made but he can’t help it. A smile cracks across his features as he simply lets her pepper his jaw with kisses.

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass His frame would be tugged closer; a grin spreading across his features as he felt the ghost of contact against his lower lip, though he could play this game too.

“. . . Try me, Miss Splodey powers. . .”

His voice lowered to a soft whisper, just matching the energy.

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass “I think I can handle whatever you throw my ways.”

Now as tempting as sushi and rom-coms sounded? He’s much more curious about her interrogation methods.

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass “Ooooh, so scary. Let’s test those waters and see if you can peel the truth out.”

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass “Are you suggesting. . . Intimate interrogation? Ohoho you’ll find I’m too strong for such tactics.”

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass Brows rise—, a chuckle escaping.

“Well, I had to get something special. . . Something to y’know really make it nice.”

[| ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ | @UltimateAraneae]

@ExpIosiveSass “C’mooooon—, when was the last time I did anything warranting worry? I just ordered you a lil’ something.”