Sam

Bird Enthusiast, and DM for the D&D game of a particular group of idiots I call my friends | 28y old man 🥸

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@GamecockWill69 If you count subs as sandwiches, Beezers. Hole in the wall place right next to campus. I spent a lot of money there over my four years

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@bugcel_ GSP MENTIONED RAAAAA

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@epitxphx I've got an autograph of that card, and I can confirm, it is a jumpscare. Like they took that photo when he was mid-sneeze or something

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@TobyTurner Grew up watching your stuff, hell yeah man. Big fan

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS, THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@muheediva01 Yogurt, of all things. Found out a few years ago its super cheap relative to how expensive i thought it was

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@cultofthelamb What a horrible morning to have eyes from which to gaze upon this tweet.

CoTL admin, why

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@Mr_pudlik_ Yeah, I've had better days, too lol

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

I hope it was worth it, Toronto. You sacrificed Game 7 of the #WorldSeries for a Maple Leafs regular season win.

Nice. Whatever, I'll be a Blue Jays fan next year at the ball crushing factory

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

No but for real, the Blue Jays are allergic to winning. 84mph OVER THE PLATE??
#BlueJays

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

Very glad the Dodgers didn't capitalize, because holy shit who throws that to Shohei?

[Kelley Schramm @kelley_schramm]

Every gamecock fan right now

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@armpitjobfan Be the Dancing Queen

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@zerkova501st @JoboChan "Why is Pickle a N*zi?" Is top 5 audio clips of all time.

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@zerkova501st

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@Pontifex Not a fan, but it's nice to see people having hope when they're 2-7.

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@Repticon @AussieDingos @JoboChan IT'S A SIGN

[Dew (Robotfucker) @DewEnjoyer]

These are the coolest glasses, nothing else comes close

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@MrNaztyHD When I worked for Amazon, I made 600 a week living in Charleston, SC. It's doable, but not easy, fun, or any positive adjective other than enlightening. Enlightening to the fact that working for Amazon sucks

[Sam @UltimateBobTodd]

@AussieDingos Yeah! I make 10 less an hour, but work 5 mote hours a week. How messed up