swampfrog

the government is uber gay and I'm wanted for war crimes from 1982-1997.

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@marklevinshow Not even close

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@netanyahu

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@RealCandaceO

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@ogafroman don’t tell Adam’s County Sheriff, mama made lemon pound cake

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@DesireeAmerica4 Y’all spent a whole generation telling men not to act like men, and you’re shocked now that this happened?

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Look at this fat toad. (I gave him a nice misting after this as thanks for his compliance) #HVACgeographic

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And a F R O G

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One long ass boy

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I feel like I should make an account for all of my wildlife encounters this summer. We are off to a strong start

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@UltimateBobTodd

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Local HVAC Tech finds a toad. It is not Flat Fuck Friday so he was summarily escorted off of the premises for violation of the FFF accords.

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@UltimateBobTodd @JoboChan

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This reminds me of a froggy fascist that now rules Hell. 10/10 would frog again

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@UltimateBobTodd

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Local free loaders in a Christmas wreath. Pays rent by being adorable cotton balls.

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@RexsBirdPosting

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My face when the officer asks if I have any weapons in the vehicle.

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Dear government,

Let me use the other half of the speedometer. Otherwise, get rid of it to the point that I can

Sincerely go fuck yourself,
Me