Matt Tucker

Software Engineer / Infrastructure @Microsoft AKS ⎈ #kubernetes #golang #containers, #Space fanatic, #discgolf player

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

@WallStreetApes Ok but if not this, then somebody is walking around each isle and changing the price tags, and the register still does not know exactly when this happened. Change prices via automation at 3am, who cares?! Prices have to change some time, so you saw it happen? Give me a break.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

@ibuildthecloud So honestly, I have no idea, but no. Look at their scale recently and it will make more sense.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

Hello @TerraKaffe

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

Hey @nikitabier, what’s up with the x crypto scams filling my notifications today?! Shut that crap down. Thanks.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

I usually just go by Tucker at msft cause I was once in a meeting with 4 different Matt’s.

[Dillon Mulroy @dillon_mulroy]

we have so many matts at cloudflare this is what half your meeting invites look like

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

In the last month, my roommates @eightsleep has uploaded 15GB of data, somehow also downloaded 2GB. Seriously stop. You are a mattress. People do have network limits.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

Hey @eightsleep, my roommate loves your product so you’re doing something right but can you please stop uploading a half gig of data every day? You are a bed topper, not a file server. Thanks.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

It’s been a bit, so why not a #kubernetes tip of the day - startupProbes are great but make sure you give them enough time for your container to start. Be generous cause your container is probably slow.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

You are required to tell your dog they are a good dog and give them the biggest hug and a treat, don’t forget the treat. May Bear dog get endless treats and actually catch those squirrels. RIP

[Theo - t3.gg @theo]

We just got $1,000,000 in credit on Azure to support the growth of T3 Chat. Hard to put into words how huge this is for us.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

Can I take a moment to complain that “endpoints” is the only plural #kubernetes resource? How am I supposed to refer to multiple of them?! “Multiple endpoints objects” or “endpointses”?!

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

Yo @LogitechG , you might want to check the link to the a50 getting started guide… currently 404s. I’m all for leaving manuals out of boxes, but ffs make sure the QR code works maybe? https://t.co/RGeJzOIwVb

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

Arc Raiders is a pretty solid game. Got knocked down by somebody and he died to a tick while I was watching. Wish I had OBS setup, cause I’ll never repeat that. I can only imagine the person who walks in next to find 4 unlooted bodies and a stupid spider running around.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

Imagine a universe where 128 GB actually meant 128 GB. We don’t live there. We live in the cursed GB/GiB timeline, where numbers are fiction and your RAM gaslights you.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

Interested in joining the awesome AKS #Kubernetes Infrastructure team? We’re hiring multiple Principal software engineering roles! Apply today! https://t.co/9zZBU1JVzt

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

Hey @eightsleep, my roommate loves your product so you’re doing something right but can you please stop uploading a half gig of data every day? You are a bed topper, not a file server. Thanks.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

Your validating or mutating webhook should not validate or mutate itself, otherwise you can end up not being able to update your webhook cause your webhook is rejecting itself. Doh. #kubernetes

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

It’s been a bit, but time for a #kubernetes tip of the day. If you’ve had a deployment around for a while (since before v1.9), you probably want to go check the revisionHistoryLimit as the default used to be 2^31-1 and you really don’t want that many replicasets lying around.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

@BldrCOSheriff Thanks for this story. Heard the helicopter and followed it on a flight tracker. Amazing to hear the behind the scenes.

[Matt Tucker @ultimateboy]

@rickmanelius Heh. Nice. I was mainly curious about the caps. Haha.