BITCH. WDYM BOMG WENT BANKRUPT AND THE ENTIRE SOLO IS BEC PI CHEOLIN HAS TO TAKE A LOAN FOR HIS REBRANDED COMPANY BUT NEEDS A SOURCE OF INCOME SO HE HAS TO DEBUT HIMSELF TO MAKE SALES BEC HIS ARTISTS ARE EITHER ENLISTED(JXW) OR LEFT BOMG TO BECOME BALLAD SINGERS(DXS) IM CRYINGGGG
talk to your doctor about wegozil. shout at your doctor about blarpo. whisper with your doctor about cixyl. show your doctor the sign (👌🤦♀️👏) for flonartil. laugh with your doctor about wexadry. email your doctor about drongle. glance meaningfully at your doctor about floova
Went to message my late best friend amazing gossip and her number is no longer on WhatsApp. So now I have to go to the cemetery to tell her. This bitch will do anything to get me out of the house.
“wym you didn’t start dating till your 20s i’ve been dating since middle school” ok so we are two different people who’ve lived two completely different lives
i was looking for the olsen twins “one of them knows how you die one of them knows when you die” meme and i was like omg wait they look just like them in this pic…..
Just got exposed for my role in the coverup of a major scandal and had to resign in disgrace. My legacy and political future are completely tarnished. I’ll forever be remembered as a crook. Pineapple with cottage cheese and warm milk.
I’m beginning to understand that many of you use the word “cancelled” to index the much more complex social process we used to call “falling out of favor”
flight attendant keeps saying “welcome to american eagle” and i just know she’s going to wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night when she realizes