dino's EGOT campaign manager

pledis fucks me every day

[dino's EGOT campaign manager @ultjosh]

every time jeonghan cuts his hair, he does it to spite me. every time he lets it grow out, it's only so that he can spite me by cutting it later

[Hamon Beat @HamonBeat]

Kid named Mario Backrooms

[lyns @taromantou]

it’s 33 degrees out and i just saw a man fan himself and then fan the little bird on the ground next to him like this⬇️

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

are you showering correctly?

[Dino Al dente @cairusvt]

BITCH. WDYM BOMG WENT BANKRUPT AND THE ENTIRE SOLO IS BEC PI CHEOLIN HAS TO TAKE A LOAN FOR HIS REBRANDED COMPANY BUT NEEDS A SOURCE OF INCOME SO HE HAS TO DEBUT HIMSELF TO MAKE SALES BEC HIS ARTISTS ARE EITHER ENLISTED(JXW) OR LEFT BOMG TO BECOME BALLAD SINGERS(DXS) IM CRYINGGGG

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

talk to your doctor about wegozil. shout at your doctor about blarpo. whisper with your doctor about cixyl. show your doctor the sign (👌🤦‍♀️👏) for flonartil. laugh with your doctor about wexadry. email your doctor about drongle. glance meaningfully at your doctor about floova

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

close friend recently started a conversation with “as you know, i’m wearing hats now”

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

Went to message my late best friend amazing gossip and her number is no longer on WhatsApp. So now I have to go to the cemetery to tell her. This bitch will do anything to get me out of the house.

[🫧 @backlessdress26]

“wym you didn’t start dating till your 20s i’ve been dating since middle school” ok so we are two different people who’ve lived two completely different lives

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

When I tell people my husband is a chef they say oh wow lucky you. But when he tells people I work at the lizard hospital they’re like oh right okay.

[harm reduction hedonista🃏 @suboxoneshawty]

i was looking for the olsen twins “one of them knows how you die one of them knows when you die” meme and i was like omg wait they look just like them in this pic…..

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Just got exposed for my role in the coverup of a major scandal and had to resign in disgrace. My legacy and political future are completely tarnished. I’ll forever be remembered as a crook. Pineapple with cottage cheese and warm milk.

[maia arson crimew gay facts and tea @awawawhoami]

okay 💗
yay 💗

[hoshi quilmeño @junhuisaga]

como los svt son número impar a dino le tocó hacer subunit con sus demonios

[sullbae charts updates @aerisatire]

this is the funniest fucking thread ive read all day IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

9 years ago today, Kim Lip released ‘Eclipse’ as part of LOONA's ‘Girl of the Month’ project.

[Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1]

I’m beginning to understand that many of you use the word “cancelled” to index the much more complex social process we used to call “falling out of favor”

[Lei🔆 @_lesleymarie_]

flight attendant keeps saying “welcome to american eagle” and i just know she’s going to wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night when she realizes