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i’m only good for stupid jokes and good memes

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• bias thread •

[b @ultmarksus]

my toxic trait is that i'd let anyone fuck with my emotions, as long as they treat me to coffee after

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Reminder that if you’re dressing up as me for Halloween you need to start not showering today

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waking up early for work everyday is the equivalent to what i expect death to feel like. this ain't it folks

[b @ultmarksus]

@Makyla92000547 how am i just seeing this now? like a year later. but damn johnny baby

[b @ultmarksus]

@biconicwomann this is terrifying, she's struggling so bad and a lot of viewers are just overlooking this and laughing about it like this is one big joke but psychosis is no joke. this is such a scary situation to be in because us, as viewers, are just watching. i want to be able to do more

[b @ultmarksus]

i have a habit of embarrassing myself in public

[b @ultmarksus]

when the esthetician is doing my nails,
i always have a habit of curling my fingers around her wrist as a comfort thing. is it just me?

[b @ultmarksus]

can we bring this meme back?

[b @ultmarksus]

@Connortomlin5k step one: hop on a plane

step two: hope for the best

[b @ultmarksus]

@Connortomlin5k i'd like to see it my guy

[b @ultmarksus]

@Amelia_Esme01 thanks so much my love! you are the sweetest 🤍

[b @ultmarksus]

breakups are so hard. breaking someone's heart is not something i wanted to do

[b @ultmarksus]

relationships... are complicated.

[b @ultmarksus]

@Connortomlin5k if you say you do...

[b @ultmarksus]

i have a new hair stylist and my appointment is on thursday, im scared that it's not gonna be the same. pray for me

[b @ultmarksus]

i am not okay

[b @ultmarksus]

why is my search history just straight up 'how to hide a dead body' and 'best ways to murder someone'

[b @ultmarksus]

im missing my nanny and cousin nicky a lot today for some reason

[b @ultmarksus]

why are men... STUPID

[b @ultmarksus]

witchcraft is always fun

[b @ultmarksus]

i need some witch friends that i can talk about witchy things with