@AmyPennza@jimmyfallon If I had ended up marrying my ex, this would have been his mom too. We went to her sisters wedding and she wore a f u c k i n g prom dress
If a woman has sex with 100 random men in a year, she can still only produce one full term pregnancy. If a guy has sex with 100 random women in a year, he can produce 100 full term pregnancies. So why exactly are we only talking about regulating women?
SOME CAP-WORTHY THINGS:
TRUMP IS A TRAITOR
TRUMP IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST
TRUMP IS CORRUPT
TRUMP STEALS TAXPAYER MONEY
TRUMP TORTURES REFUGEE CHILDREN
TRUMP IS A BAD PERSON
TRUMP COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA
TRUMP TAKES BRIBES
TRUMP IS A FRAUD
TRUMP SHOULD BE IMPEACHED
TRUMP SHOULD RESIGN
Happy Book Birthday to @paulGtremblay! I CAN'T WAIT TO READ THIS BOOK!!!
"This Fucked Me Up: 'The Cabin at the End of the World'" | GQ https://t.co/hTO0YOv1KA
@danirat Yesterday as my bus pulled out of the plaza a man ran up to it, opened his mouth to presumably yell for it to stop, but instead projectile vomited all over the windows.