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@spencerpratt He did win his election though......

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Samuel Henderson, the autistic student with Tourette syndrome who has a knack for perfectly imitating the sounds of over 50 types of birds.

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Before and after the dog park

[Taylor Swift Updates 💎 @swifferupdates]

🥹| Take a moment to appreciate these little girls singing their hearts out to “Shake It Off” at an all girls summer camp!

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@LucifersTweetz Does this sweaty workout include lots of tip-tapping?

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@PaskiMkate @DecodingFoxNews @YouTube Great list you have! I Lived in Dallas from 89-03. Lots of opportunities to see big and little shows. I was single and had lots of disposable income. Saw The Police in 84. Carbondale, IL. I believe it was the Fixx that opened.

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@ClownWorld just out here making shit up......nice

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@MeidasTouch He only bows to dictators.

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@daveweigel I've taught my kids this important life lesson.......The early bird gets the worm.......but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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@TheRickWilson A horizontal collaborator......

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@MarioNawfal @elonmusk That's a shit-load lot of money to spend just because you don't like the skin color of a fictional character.....

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@TheCharlesDowns @SarahEMcBride I suggest you study up on the oft asked question......how do elevator doors work.

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@thedailybeast

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Some guy tried attacking this street performer in Las Vegas and ended up tearing his acl

The street performer clowned the guy by making a song about him while the paramedics were there 😂😂😂

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@WUTangKids @CheriJacobus Douche-bag chic.

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@dieworkwear @MollyJongFast I think that look is called douche-bag chic.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A Brazilian farmer playfully calls out each cow’s name from his notebook, and the cows answer with distinct moos proof that daily routines have taught them to recognize their names.

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

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@EricTrump Carry on Patriots.......