Ultra Maga Jew

Fighting back: One sarcastic tweet at a time. Follow for shits and giggles

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@TimRunsHisMouth @TheDemocrats @JoeBiden End quote. Blink eyes.

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@itsmelaurin Got a single sister? Asking for… me 😂

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@elonmusk Live footage from her winery

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@4thOfJuly365 Mt. Dumbmore

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@SenWarren

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@AOC Cool story, Sandra. Now can I get my drink already?

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@khamenei_ir Been awful quiet lately. No WiFi in hell?

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@libsoftiktok All 3 jobs as a food taste tester. She loves her work

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@atensnut @libsoftiktok Someone’s gotta be a food taste tester. She must really love her jobs

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@MayorOfLA You and @Simone_Biles hire the same PR team? 🤣

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@Simone_Biles Hire me next time. I’ll write something 10 times better for half the price

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@Simone_Biles @Riley_Gaines_ You couldn’t handle competing against other women and quit the Olympics. Maybe sit this one out

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@NoDMsPerfavore Catman

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@elonmusk What about the departwomen of education?Hmmm??

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@MaxwellFrostFL Who are you?

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@JustinTrudeau Won’t be long before you’re bending over like Zelensky. Enjoy

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@SenTinaSmith @elonmusk So, basically this

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@AOC Hey, bartender… you’re cut off

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@elonmusk Is that the black hole where the $4.7 trillion went?

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@RobSchneider @SenSanders Actual footage of his birth 🤣

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@elonmusk Wait, so there won’t be a sequel to Woman-Man??