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Writer ✧ Gamer ✧ Creator ✨@Vices_Co 🕯 🛁

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

one of the things I love about earth is its trees

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me arriving at work after spending 2 days off

[z @z4pych4n]

ur in his dms im in a state of intense psychological confrontation of self

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him : “are u stupid?”
me:

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

so apparently it’s still a dui even if youre the birthday boy

[Micch @ESFMicch]

that post doordash clarity is crazy

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

mfs would rather die than let u merge on the freeway

[s @serotonen]

saying "i hate life" when things go wrong

-self-deprecating
-depressing
-makes you sad

saying "wait im goated" when things go wrong

-motivating
-stating facts
-reminds you that you are goated

[koi wren @coyrenn]

If Gypsy rose can be horny on main then so can I!!!!

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

Why Raw sex gotta come with kids why it can’t come with fries & a cold drink

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

i love alligators bc they go from uwu small bean energy to just insane carnivore violence in like 2 years

[☔ @Whotfismick]

your parents house have everything you need except peace

[. @LUNAA444]

Pls recommend your favorite gut wrenching, hearty twisting, heavy heaving romance films 🤍💌 I want to run a marathon of them after work

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

wanna rent a cabin w the loml & get drunk in a hot tub

[clare @sadderlizards]

let’s be together forever please please please please please

[lee ⚢ @sexylesbianbf]

yes i get weird around holidays i was emotionally neglected as a child