KALUBEMBA

freedom is a lonely war.

fanta & mazoe orange addict.

[KALUBEMBA @ulubemba]

i am not a vibe, i am an experience.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

There’s an internet theory that claims this place exists in almost every city.

[Fergie's Grand Child ◢ ◤ @Lweendo23]

Whichever candidate can promise to get rid of ZAQA has my full backing!

[𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 🌸 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐱5 @hiroyukiholic]

this review 😭😭😭

[KALUBEMBA @ulubemba]

That cantilever though 🤔🤔

[Big Ron @kaonde_king]

Your barber is supposed to give you a haircut, not paint it on you.

[Ndebele Lad (The Red Flag Final Boss) @chisenga_cb]

El Shadai 7 Limited Edition🔥🫡

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

This is what happens when great writing meets great execution, peak tv.

[سكارف @Scarfalajme]

هذا المسلسل راح يصدمك بمستواه الاسطوري

[Gummy Bear.🧸 @shaun_pandu]

Imagine walking into Pick ‘n Pay & there are no price tags on the goods. Every time you want to know the price of something, a member of staff takes you to the back & whispers in your ear.

That's how silly you look when you say “DM for price.”

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

As a man, only a deep pocket and your mother's prayers will save you. You are on your own. Alwayyyyyyys on your own.

[Morgan @simplymorgn]

The promotion path for many jobs is:

- Become good at the work
- Stop doing the work
- Attend meetings about the work

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

I’m very big on courtesy.

I say thank you to anyone.

Even if I’m paying for a service.

[David @Justtdavid_]

i hate how people assume your life is easy just because you do not talk about the things you go through.

[KALUBEMBA @ulubemba]

@Cinnam0niee

[KALUBEMBA @ulubemba]

Hating on onions with an avocado in your name is crazy 😂😂😂

[Ratatouille🥑 @Cinnam0niee]

I hateee when there's soo much visible onions in food omg😭😭

I feel like vomiting!

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

If someone at work tries to micromanage you, micromanage them back.

Send them too much feedback, ask them a lot of questions, do follow ups when they go quiet or even when you know they are busy don’t let them rest.