Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer

3x DUI Recipient | UNL 98’

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

@hazardpounder Hall of fame post Dave

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

Boutta pickle it up with local bops @ThaddyTcocklV @ChlamydiaBart #malemanipulator

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

When I’m 25 I wanna be the larp king of fucking America #realshit

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

Really need an oxytocin boost rn #lonelyasschud

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

Definitely a song of all time #peak

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

Really disappointed with my fellow @bearsbarstool1 burners. We’re getting fucking mogged by the entire EMC. #rollbears

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

Liberal burners are so ironic and contradictory #posers

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

Found out that my ex situationship has been getting cracked by an mtn for months. Might #rope

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

Girl w a boyfriend just snapped me with a slight amount of cleavage #weresofuckingback

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

@ThaddyTcocklV Ts was almost you Sunday

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

Played two door cinema club in front of the foid and she gave me a crazy side eye #watdatmean

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

I have no plans for the forth and it’s starting to exacerbate my current existential crisis #LANK #wheredahoesat

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

@ThaddyTcocklV Sure jigga

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

God I love girls with hazel eyes #comeback

[Dave “The Hazard” Pounder @hazardpounder]

I don’t think I can quit the brown

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

@edward1mcdonald Real shit

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

@ThaddyTcocklV Just head

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

@ThaddyTcocklV I’ll tell you if you lemme know what you did Sunday morning

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

@ThaddyTcocklV 🤫

[Rudolph Ulysses Killdozer @Ulysses67th]

Dostoevsky is so peak ❤️#performativemale