Tom

Occasional tramp. Layabout. Firewood hobbyist & energy geek. Favourite hormone: Melatonin.
Identification: Non-ternary.
Profile drawing is by Ronald Searle.

[Tom @umacf24]

Aging-white-man opinions on the referendum will shortly be two a penny. So I'm getting mine in early. In case anyone still cares.

[Tom @umacf24]

@HairyLeggdHarpy What if soul#2's taken the opportunity to head off to the beach in Martinique? I hear souls are very prone to being up to something!

[Helen Day @LBFlyawayhome]

Oops!

(What to Look for in Winter, 1959. First edition)

[Tom @umacf24]

@garwboy /11 reads a bit 'species selection'. Maybe it needs rephrasing?

[Tom @umacf24]

@BobMahar @MrEwanMorrison It's stopped. But yes they should have lit it, for the outstanding foompf if nothing else.

[Tom @umacf24]

@MrEwanMorrison Nordstream loss would have fuelled a few hours of Europe CO2 emission. Methane is worse greenhouse than CO2 but oxidises away to CO2 in a few decades.
It's a marker of the huge and intractable scale that even this monstrous event was barely material.

[Tom @umacf24]

@Jo_Caulfield Cromer.

[Tom @umacf24]

@alexrubner Downwards.

[Tom @umacf24]

@TheSimonEvans I read paragraph three and until I realised, I thought you'd gone mad!

[Tom @umacf24]

@WarMonitors It sounds like his children are just tokens for him.

[Tom @umacf24]

@_KateForbes @CllrMcHuntSNP This is for the PURITY of the PROJECT.

[Tom @umacf24]

@Rainmaker1973 This would cause a catastrophic drop in property prices.

[Tom @umacf24]

@HairyLeggdHarpy Assuming 'men' is cheating I recall I was quite impressed to be referred to as an ejaculator in a Twitter conversation but I don't know how that would go down with the judge...
(I'm impressed that I didn't use the emoji!)

[Tom @umacf24]

@Maks_NAFO_FELLA She was not going to sea for a fair while anyway.

[Tom @umacf24]

@scribbles78 She deserves mashed swedes three nights a week and Woolton pie the other four.

[Tom @umacf24]

This is what the Ukrainian biolabs were up to. Genetically engineered beavers. They sound adorable, don't they?

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

"Rodents chewed through the dam," - director of the Russian construction comlany that built the dam.

No reports yet whether they arrived as a sabotage group from Ukraine, or are they a part of Russian Volunteer Corps.

[Tom @umacf24]

Three days. A lot.

[Tom @umacf24]

72 hoors! That's a LOT of hoors!

[OpIndia.com @OpIndia_com]

Faridabad Religious Conversion: Doctor Faizan Ahmed lures a minor Hindu boy to read Kalma by promising 72 hoors in Jannat https://t.co/flhFNlTo77

[Tom @umacf24]

Sorry everyone, eclipse is cancelled. Diary clash.

[Tom @umacf24]

@JoolzDenby Pro God, obvs: https://t.co/uu1r3Xmhs4

[Tom @umacf24]

Look at this magnificent glossy garden PANTHER!