Umair Haider

Software Engineer

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We’ve worked hard to bring ride-hailing to Chitral. Stay tuned for the official launch of the Sayurj app!
#Chitral

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@Miss_croissanTt Chitrarian ghon shamo azano reko dukanan qulf diti rahi boniyan. 🤣

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Only in Italy: cafés closing for lunch.

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@iKhizerHayat Avoid sugar intake. If possible, 200mg of L-theanine(its a tea extract) with 2 shots of espresso in the morning and you will have a sharp focus the whole day.

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@nikitabier Wait until you hear about some companies calling engineers “computer operators”

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@Sia_Goosh If you look at the bigger picture, it’s that one particular ethnicity that is using every possible means to rule other ethnicities, just as they were once suppressed and ruled by a certain white ethnicity.

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@AliSiagoosh 9-10 lac rupaya ki prai hatay time’a tan u lakoni, ma kaafi balati sher hetansum. 😝

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If this is the Pakistan Allama Muhammad Iqbal dreamed of, we can safely say he was having a nightmare.

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@Sia_Goosh Lust

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@iKhizerHayat @NadraPak Indeed sir, I applied for a NICOP through the PakID app, and it was delivered to me abroad in just 4 days.

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@Sia_Goosh Baqi rahi baat dard ki, wo bhi same hi hai. 😂

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@Sia_Goosh A ba haya kia poetic naam no la 😂, hy xagho nam wa already

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People often think body odor comes from not bathing. But the real culprit is unclean clothes. Bacteria get trapped deep inside fabric fibers and become active again when mixed with sweat causing that unpleasant smell. Washing clothes with good detergents at right temperature is the key.

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People often imagine that the East India Company conquered India. The reality is far more complicated. Around 85% of the people who served the Company, including most of its army, were Indians. Not just once, these 85% of people found themselves fighting someone else’s war against their own people.

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My friend had this exact same meltdown once. He thought “dinner rolls” meant chicken rolls or something. Walked out with two tiny buns and a whole lot of embarrassment.

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Friend ordered @kfc_pk via @foodpanda_pk

Order incomplete

Dinner rolls never sent

If your going to charge an arm and a leg at least send the complete order

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@thewirepak A phone number should not become a tool for surveillance or unauthorized access. Rogue actors in Pakistan have repeatedly targeted people’s WhatsApp accounts using their phone numbers. You are arguing against privacy features only to justify those illegal activities.

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Serious allegations have been raised suggesting irregular data access to the EPADS e-tender system in KPK. Reports claim that bidding data may have been leaked to certain contractors, and that some tenders were reportedly decided by very thin margins. This is a serious concern and calls for a transparent investigation to protect trust in digital systems. Since the system was developed by @PPRAPakistan, it would be appropriate for them to look into the matter.
@MoitOfficial @HamidMirPAK @AsadAToor

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@AltafHu09269369 @Sia_Goosh Bilkul haya lu d sahi. Lakin ma khyala janjali xagha construction ki hoy hato kia court order ya notice diti ulen boy. Hash bulldozer gani b ulen no boy aik dam jahan tak maten sareran.

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@Sia_Goosh ADC sahib jam jam video saozeran kia, ma khyala no lalisan