Umair Saeed

Software Engineer, Builder, Angel Investor. Currently @Meta.

Ex-{@LinkedIn, @Google, @Intuit}. Opinions are my own. Retweets are not endorsements.

[Umair Saeed @umairsd]

"Some things are complicated. Some things have been complicated" — Omar El Akkad

[a mercury sable @2006Sable]

If there’s something we know 93 year olds are good at, besides driving, it’s interacting with a digital UI

[Haroon @ThisHaroon]

Why are people losing their minds over this? he was pointing finger at his teammate, please don't be ridiculous.

[Pedrito el Olivo  @pe0livo]

Tener cara de pendejo no lo exime de que sea un tramposo corrupto.

[Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura @arnesa_kustura]

Let us not forget that it was Europe and the US that ensured Bosnia was placed under an arms embargo, leaving them entirely defenceless against a genocidal aggressor.

Let us not forget how Europe stood idly by even when they had proof genocide was being committed.

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

I love how people who’ve normalized celebrations of death are clutching their pearls today.

Just pretend I’m talking about a Palestinian toddler. Maybe then you can relate to my post.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

FIFA must make all camera wires out of Croatian hair from now on!

[Umair Saeed @umairsd]

100%. I’ve closed accounts for stupid fees, and will do it again.

[James Lincoln @_jameslincoln]

I’m going to close a $100k @Chase account over a $10 fee for a cashiers check.

A bank should never charge fees when you keep loads of cash in their bank for them to make money with.

[Sara | Journalist @SanaJournalist1]

Every time we upload the video and it gets deleted, we’ll just keep uploading it. 🤣👌

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Have you met your boss

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

Kind of crazy that the sensor in the ball did not register hitting a cable, but was able to detect hitting a strand of hair in the Croatia game.

[Golden Girl @raindropszzzz]

Last world cup be was vocal and protesting gay rights in Qatar. This world cup he's ignoring HUMAN rights violations, murder, genocide and all other atrocities committed by the man he had a "surreal" experience meeting and golfing with. Fuck off Harry

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

Sometimes Trump does things that are inexplicably retarded.

Might as well wear a sign that says “Kill me Israel.”

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

How fucking stupid does someone have to be to keep repeating and believing this primitive Israeli propaganda?

I hear “the mullahs” also were pulling babies out of incubators until Israel stopped them..

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it.

There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

[Umair Saeed @umairsd]

@aliezad Won’t be the first case of “mistaken fire” in a conflict zone.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I didn’t argue that of course. I am arguing that poverty isn’t the root cause, yes, because that’s what the academic literature shows. Instead of constantly lying about what I say or believe Noah (second time this week!) maybe do the reading. Read what the actual experts say about the political and social factors behind radicalization. Read what I’ve written about why young men joined AQ and ISIS. I have a body of work on this going back 15 years.

Better luck with the ‘gotcha’ next time.

[Tyl (sounds like till) @ThatYungLad]

somewhere in America, in a state that is hundreds of miles from New York city, a man who makes $45,000/year has had his day RUINED by this news.

[Moazzam Begg @Moazzam_Begg]

400k Brits live in Spain. Most can’t speak Spanish.

300k Brits live in the Gulf. Most can’t speak Arabic.

But we get your well-made point.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

No, it’s because you’re cheating.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Just a total demonstrable lie. I just did a podcast with @Trevornoah (a much better Noah, I might add) where I waxed lyrical about what I love about America, and why I became an American. Over half a million people watched it on YouTube.

But keep lying, Noah Smith!