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[Umang @umangjainx]

@reliancejio @JioCare, Do you have any services for your corporate clients? Our firm has been without internet for the whole day. During sales, you guys are ready to do everything! Where are you now?

Work Order Number: ES000001HUBB

Pathetic!

[Umang @umangjainx]

@ICICIBank_Care It has now been 21 days, yet I am struggling to open an account.

Unfortunately, my experience has been significantly impacted by the service provided by your executive, Mr. Surender Singh Sheoran (Phone: [phone]), which I found to be quite unsatisfactory.

[Umang @umangjainx]

@ICICIBank_Care @ICICIBank Pathetic Service by your HUDA Rohtak (HR) Branch!! I don't know why do you even have a branch here when no one is ready to work? I wish I could give a negative rating.

[Umang @umangjainx]

#D2C brands or anyone in #ecommerce who is looking forward to Razorpay for international payments; DON'T! They will Kill you. There are good concrete & legit solutions out there, it may take some time to go live with them. But worth it! @Razorpay @harshilmathur
#PaymentSolutions

[MATT GRAY @matt_gray_]

If you don’t know how to sell, you’ll never be wealthy.

Here are 20 words that will help you master the art of sales:

[Umang @umangjainx]

@Razorpay Onboarding for international payment is not really satisfactory. Too slow, and without any customer support. Our account has been 'Under Review' for a long time now.

[Aditya Sharma @Adityaaa_Sharma]

Watch this: Money sent via UPI on keypad feature phones, no internet required, zero charge to consumers.

UPI: India's most user-friendly payment method. Period. 🇮🇳

[Prayag @theprayagtiwari]

Bill Gates collaborating with Dolly Chaiwala is the most unexpected collaboration I've ever seen. 😭😭

[Ganesh Sonawane @ganeshsonawane]

no one has taught me more on navigating competition than this person

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

Anil Ambani is a bankrupt Indian Billionaire, who is NOT living the life of a poor person.

Robert Kiyosaki has amassed $1.2Bn in debt. And, is still a Billionaire.

The list goes on...

In fact, if I name a few folks, I will personally be sued. One is running a massive PR campaign right now.

The point of this post is not to criticise the rich. But, to help you understand that: a Rich, Bankrupt, Billionaire is not poor.

In fact they make their fellow citizens poor.

This is how the scheme works:-

[1] Start a firm.

[2] Sell a lot of products (borrow, blatantly sell).
Eg. Kiyosaki ran an Education firm, which sold seminars/franchises.

[3] Separate your personal wealth from your business wealth (lawyers help you with this)

[4] Withdraw crazy salary or (figure out other ways to siphon money from the firm) (CAs can help you with that)

[5] When lawsuits come (you declare a corporate bankruptcy)

Eg. Kiyosaki's company didn’t pay the proper royalties on its seminars, and when they lost in court, they didn’t have enough money to pay at all.

Who pays for all this? You, my friend, YOU.

In capitalism: the profits are privatised and the losses are socialised in the form of higher taxes and inflation.

We started the story with Anil Ambani, so check what is happening with his assets? who is buying them? And, how you are paying for all this.

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Don't be fooled by creative finance, learn finance. And, make money honourably. There is enough money to be made that way.

[Karthik 🇮🇳 @beastoftraal]

A company could release an environmental and sustainability report, but it would, at best, be read by a few people. Or, as Apple does here, it could understand the very point of releasing such a report—to convey to the broader audience, in an easily comprehensible manner, what the company is doing in terms of its responsibility towards nature and the environment—and do a very different kind of communication!

The framing (of whom Apple is "reporting" the updates to), the choice of the actor (Octavia Spencer), the articulation of the numbers in ways that even a child could understand the magnitude and impact of what Apple has been doing, the kind of targets committed within the narrative, and the way Tim Cook conceded that they still have a lot more to do... everything about the scripting is pitch-perfect!

Outstanding job with this video, Apple!

#advertising #marketing #corporatecommunications #communication #communications #enviroment #sustainability

[Shweta Kukreja @ShwetaKukreja_]

Fact: Never bet against a person who’s consistent!

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

So this is the state of the social media landscape right now

[Umang @umangjainx]

@MHI_Group Within 1.5 years of purchase your AC is giving Gas Leakage problem. Service provider has no solution and charging huge fee for the same.
Not expected from such brand.

MHIA2306272211.

[Mind Essentials @Mind_Essentials]

15 Powerful Visuals About Psychology & Life

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[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

Byju’s:
1. Deloitte auditor quits
2. Audited report of even ‘22 not published
3. Legal case against lender
4. 3 directors resign
5. Mass lay offs
6. Default on employees P.F.
7. White Hat model flawed
8. Post pandemic education moved off-line
9. Many customers complaints
10. Sale of hardware around 80%
11. Expected loss they say Rs 10000cr

If all this is true, what’s the true valuation? $22 bn?
Mera dimaag fail ho gaya hai!

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

The value of 1 Crore, after:

- 10 years from now= 50Lakhs.
- 15 years from now= 36Lakhs.
- 20 years from now= 25Lakhs.

(Assume: 7% inflation)

Mutual Funds show you the opposite picture: invest 10K/month for 20 years. And, you will get 1Cr.

But, do understand the true value of that 1Cr, 20 years from now.

Therefore, the goal should not necessarily be to make 1Cr.

The goal should be to grow your money faster than inflation.

[Neil Borate @ActusDei]

If your bank tells you that you are a preferred, private, special customer - run for the hills. Banks create grand sounding programs for 'high value' customers, peppered with privileges like lounge access, free golf sessions and much else. In reality they are extracting value from you. You are the product.

Today @rohatgi_akshat has tried to put some numbers to this relationship. It is not easy because these perks are often ego things, valued for status rather than use. But we have done our best to show you the value you get and the hidden cost you pay.

Moral of the story: Find an advisor with a modest office who will give you 20 rs chai samosa if you show up but do your work for you, properly and at low cost.

Full story: https://t.co/KA0AwmfhqY

#personalfinance

[Umang @umangjainx]

@Airtel_Presence When??? But when??? Hearing this from last 5 days!

[Umang @umangjainx]

@airtelindia @Airtel_Presence What a pathetic service! It's been 5 days.. And nothing.