Amy Umanoff

Condiments and gnomes, wrangler of schadenfruede, space and Zora May

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@TheCryptoKennel @BetoORourke And what would someone be holding hostages with? A hammer?

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@JackJackington @davenewworld_2 I would deck this bitch in a heartbeat.

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@tedlieu Bitch I would deck you. Believe that.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

“He who hath not a uterus should shut the f*cketh up.” - Fallopians 13:13

[Amy Umanoff @UmanoffAmy]

@EarthlikeC @cassidieraee @ButterflyFlavs

[𓍊𝓔𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 @earthlikec]

💚1.5k COLLAB GIVEAWAY💚🍄
teamed up with the magical @cassidieraee for this one!

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[Amy Umanoff @UmanoffAmy]

@100mphvomit @laurenboebert Is this an audition tape for "dancing with the stars?" Abysmal public speaking

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@laurenboebert You are the government you stupid tw*t

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@Teramancer1 @AndrewP11828073 @duty2warn @Why__President

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@Francesca1Diasi @dforthandbview @CaslerNoel Same 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@KathyKorrow @Rschooley @Acyn

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@KidRock Good gravy you're gross.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Fox News refused to air our ad with a new TV buy. So let’s keep retweeting.

[Amy Umanoff @UmanoffAmy]

@richsignorelli @SpiroAgnewGhost You've been served 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@jayneclamp @JerryJosephNMF @KindercoreVinyl @TerminusRecords Hell yes. I listen to that slang album on cd in my car on the reg. I'd love to have it on vinyl! Thanks for sharing this !!

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@ShonnaTucker @BobsBurgersFOX If I was you, I'd pour some red wine in a coffee mug, STAT!!! 😍

[Amy Umanoff @UmanoffAmy]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Samesies

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@thekjohnston Im so glad you are too! ❤️

[Amy Umanoff @UmanoffAmy]

@Scaramucci I call it a "gunt" 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Amy Umanoff @UmanoffAmy]

@BBCWorld Lilibet Diana named for Harry's grandmother and mother. I love it 🌺