Umar

it be like that sometimes

[Umar @umar12s]

@rynowill75 @Ashlin_Blake I love this guy

[Umar @umar12s]

@AlbertoRocaa97 Be careful what u wish for… been doing this almost 6 weeks w no end in sight 🙃

[Ni 🫧 @Niara_xo]

As a drink why are you spicy

[ꕤ @nenonyc_]

GMOS are really crazy, these strawberries in DR are so small, the ones in the US Be having arms and muscles and lashes like smh

[Umar @umar12s]

@ashbmurray Bro with the way shit is going and where it’s headed w tech I already know I’m gonna hate my kids I mean I’ll love them but I’m gonna fking hate them too lmao

[Umar @umar12s]

@nocontxtdirtbag I usually get it in fourth but If I saw ur tweet first then I would’ve got it faster cuz I got the first three letters and mad words have those three

[Umar @umar12s]

@nocontxtdirtbag Mad desi bro

[Umar @umar12s]

@LoriKaychele @BigBirdFamily Trauma is a fickle bitch and no one has the right to judge someone else for how they handle their own. People that have gone through similar traumas as myself do things that I couldn’t see myself doing but the best thing to do if u wanna judge them is mind ur own fking business.

[Umar @umar12s]

@1hunnitdash1 The I’ll think about it could be considered elementary but it’s deadass flirting and it’s with a guy she legit just met so definitely acceptable flirting at that stage

[Umar @umar12s]

@1hunnitdash1 I think the issue is now that u said lol, it’s that all you said was “lol” shows no game sry bud

[Umar @umar12s]

@ajumperr Great…now all summer I’ll see a cute girl in a pretty dress w her toes all nicely done and think “damn her toes prob ain’t even real smh”

[Umar @umar12s]

Real Gs afraid of their grandma

[Umar @umar12s]

@ajumperr Is that even a thing? like do girls actually put acrylics on their toes too??

[Umar @umar12s]

Showering at night instead of the morning is a million times better. It’s fine to do both but to take your shower only in the morning is gross af.

[Umar @umar12s]

@nerissarianna @mollydeez The funny part isn’t the hit and run it’s the part where the workers yelled go so she’s like bettt

[Umar @umar12s]

@Niara_xo I dead feel like the sass and sarcasm that come out a Jamaican woman is on a level where ppl don’t even catch how hard it went

[Umar @umar12s]

@Niara_xo Jamaican women sass goes the hardest without sounding extra cuz ya sass just inherent lmao

[Umar @umar12s]

What would life be without Tums?

[Umar @umar12s]

Booty tan lines are the best