Umars Revenge🇹🇹

[🎮𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙮𝙖🎮 @KaiKai2492]

Cryin Sony couldn't do backwards compatibility and hackers turning this damn thing into the gaming equivalent of the infinity gauntlet

[•ARTLESS• @artless_space]

What. The. F*ck.

[Matt limit exceeded @mattS00774142]

Sucking their dicks makes them even angrier

[Linus Mixson @LinusMixson]

@segyges The really amazing thing about this story is that your great-uncle had the balls to go on a hunting trip with his best friend after fucking his wife.

[Skely @123skely]

I remember I was flirting with this one girl a long time ago, and I started making a move on her and she kinda pushed me away and was like “no.”

So anyways I just stopped and moved on, and then like I see her again a few years later and we get to talking and I ask about that incident and she was like “Oo yeah I was actually really into you, that was a test you had to like push back and win me over.”

Like wtf. Women really want you to just sexually assault them on the off chance they are into it.

[dev @ssodev]

No funny shit I’d get a separate PS5 just for dis lmaooooo

[Busy Bear Lagoa🩷💜🩵 @Ursoocupado]

Obito and Madara are lucky Kurama managed to kill Minato, if that didn't happened their little Akatsuki endeavor wouldn't last a week.

[mimmy’s whitehouse ꫂ❁ @kittykatx1981]

The South African version of this is “they can keep the land”

[Young Urban Professional @YoungUrbPro]

Sent a ring pop to a woman’s apartment as a joke and Uber Eats fucked my shit up

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

The PS5 got jailbroken and within less than a week people got PS2/PS3 physical discs working on PS5. Years of them lying to us about how impossible it would be, debunked in less than a week.

[ngash_ssg @ngash_ssg]

Black south africans are the most disenfranchised and most oppressed Black people on earth look at what they are doing😭😭😭i hope they get liberated one day.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit

[Aedan Mac Lir @ChevaucheeN]

I once got into an argument with a female coworker. She went to my manager and told him I tried to choke her, despite there being security cameras capturing the whole interaction. She was fired on the spot.

[blauereiter @blauereiter]

I honestly did not imagine Real Steel ( 2011 - a really good movie btw ) becoming reality so fast.

[🔱 @tardrippi]

what i’m getting here is that having 1 baby mama means she can lie about you being a deadbeat but having 4 means you have 3 witnesses

[Raheem ♊︎ @arcmixes]

Took a shit at work and the smell lingered into the office area

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

they’re calling this the most french sentence of all time

[kordell @lledrok]

LMFAOOO

[𝐵. 🧊 @boikanyombatha]

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