Agnes Tachyon of the void

I'm tachyon! the coffee is bitter and ugly, but i think i like it.
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certified old man, scientist and mother, morality slows downs progress.

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@commando_ror @ManhattanClone @AbsoluteDarkUma ANOTHER PERSON IS GONNA TOUCH MY DEAR CAFE..?? Prosperous! Keep both bodies intact at least... Well, the original looks like crap.

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@commando_ror I only have set my eyes on one particular cute uma musume! You are lucky Mr. Commando!

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Tracens_dantsu Good riddance... I can't believe you and me were on eachother like rabid dogs once, and now... you're making fun of me for being old..

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Tracens_dantsu I'm old, dantsu... My back hurts and i need glasses, i literally grow crops together with my best friend flametsu, i can't deny that. But one thing is that i won't allow you to laugh at me!

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Tracens_dantsu Fine finee~ so boring, dantsu lame... But! I will put the warnings because flametsu will be mad if i don't, and that's pretty scary, and you know an old man like me can't keep up with their annoyed wif- COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH, AHEM... With their annoyed friend!

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Tracens_dantsu I'm having fun alright, i can test many of my "harmless" experiments right at dinner! And oh don't worry, my dear will surely let me be near, it isn't like she has placed one of those antiquated restraining orders on me, has she?

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Tracens_dantsu Oh i could prepare my own "magical" dish and desert for the event! And have some bonding time with my dear cafe, it's an amazing opportunity indeed!

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

There's something really weird in the air, how odd.

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Blossom_Pioneer My twin looks incredible evil... I might aswell not go to her same path, cafe-chan would not like that..

Yada~

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Blossom_Pioneer Well that's interesting, young uma! Oh, how great it is to be young!

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Blossom_Pioneer Great, great! I'll be right behind you at all times, even if you don't see me! Ahahaha!~

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Blossom_Pioneer I prefer sticking with one of cafe's friends...

*Poke ahoge*

If you don't want me to interrumpt your little plans, i can just be your moral support..

*Poke, poke, poke*

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Blossom_Pioneer Empire? Well, i wouldn't like dear cafe's school to be overtaken by fascists, so what about i come along with you? I'm not a pushover, along the years i have created many useful inventions for battle, and i summon them using special portals...

[¡Forced companion acquired!]

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@Blossom_Pioneer Mhm, i see, what could my other self could possibly had done? Is she the cause why my dear cafe and i are so far away now?

Space isn't my thing, despite how interesting it could be...

*at the mention of space, her ears drop*

Being so high up... is bad for me..

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

@ManhattanClone Yes, of course! My experiments are top class, unmatched!

*She started the whole thing, it made really weird blinding lights and sounds, but in the end, they were one..*

Heh.. Hahaha...! Hahaha!!!~

[Agnes Tachyon of the void @umatachnology]

Mhm...

I feel quite disturbed.