umber — find me on bsky

Call me Umber. I like Nintendo. Say hi to my gf @glaciergay 💕 | white | bi | 25 | from the river to the sea 🍉 | same username on 🦋

[umber — find me on bsky @umberrrrr]

Who’s your god now

[umber — find me on bsky @umberrrrr]

I think there should be severe consequences for this

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New reporting reveals the Trump administration moved original copies of the Emancipation Proclamation and 13th Amendment into defective storage cases, exposing the rare documents to harsh light and heat.

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

argentina vs spain game this sunday..

[🦊 @inarizakify]

zuko yelling OUT OF MY WAY, SKINNY probably my top 3 fav lines out of this entire fucking show does anyone have the clip

[˗ˏˋ eeby !! ˎˊ˗ @ehebai]

reading this tweet made me feel like i died and went to hell

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender' is getting a limited theatrical release 🍿

• It will be shown in theaters starting July 25

• This will allow it to qualify for awards

(via @Variety)

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[Radec @realradec]

air quality in Ontario is so bad that everything has that 7th gen piss filter look to it now

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

These 50 GOP Senators just voted to merge the U.S. military with Israel’s military. Every single one of them should be tried for treason.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[umber — find me on bsky @umberrrrr]

Are you fucking fr I didn’t know that

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump has just endorsed MyPillow guy Mike Lindell for governor of Minnesota.

Lindell prices his pillows at $14.88, a common Nazi dogwhistle.

[HARLAN HILL 🇺🇸 ✝️ @Harlan]

AOC is right. A medical emergency is one thing, but they found a sitting congresswoman in a nursing home a while back. It’s getting ridiculous. We need term limits now.

[Patrick Robles @robles4theppl]

When Charlie Kirk was killed, people said he was a father taken who didn’t deserve to be murdered for doing what they love etc.

This week, two unarmed, undocumented fathers were killed by ICE

Where’s that same outrage? Does our humanity end at immigration status?

[Tucker Martin @jtuckermartin]

This is 100% the safest thing you can eat right now

[𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 @InsaneMistress]

crazy to think that we used to have a whole government agency for this

[endspire 💛 store open! @end_spire]

LOL can you imagine being canonically down bad for hot guys and then being saved from being sacrificed by Dietrich, Mr Alucard castlevania himself, giving off Griffith berserk energy, the white hair sword boy to end all white hair sword boys SHE PROBABLY FOLDED LIKE A LAWN CHAIR

[JDCrits @JDCrits]

ESMERALDA HAS THE CREST OF BLAIDDYD!! That explains why she has incredible physical strength!

[umber — find me on bsky @umberrrrr]

NOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE FRENCH

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

launching the salad burger during the salad diarrhea outbreak