Sam

18
this is basically my diary

[ғ/.\ʙɪᴀɴ 𓆉 @DJMAKEMEWETTT]

masturbating while sick

[nostalgia & history @internetpreai]

Layers of Fear by Andrzej Dybowski

[Ponyboy 🏳️‍⚧️ @no_slackinmymac]

stroking my shit like rubbing two sticks to start a fire sometimes works wonders to blow my shit smoove out of my cock

[🦄🪽 @stoneduniicorn]

#weedtwt

[Sam @umbrarique]

no i will not call twitter x i am deadnaming it

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Room messy
Belly full
Hair knotty
Vape full

#poetry

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I think about an old suicide note I had written on the train while I was going to see my bsf for his birthday, and when I told him half jokingly he said “I don’t care how far away I am, if you need me I’ll come” I think about it a lot

I deleted the note on the ride back

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There was this one time when I was like 10 and I was eating string cheese and I thought to myself “huh, I’m gonna forget about this one day”

It’s almost 9 years later and every time I think about how I’m losing memories I think back to that stupid moment with the string cheese

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@Grey__igig “Where do I go…”

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My brain resides in my pussy and she likes it in there
Snug as a warm little bug in a rug

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Don’t be an alternative girl majoring in engineering
They will try to mansplain topics you have already learned and practiced

Oh and then they kill you lol

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Post nut clarity as a girl and it’s just existentialism

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I find it funny whenever I meet a guy and instead of being their manic pixie dream girl who saves them and wants to listen to their shitty Bandcamp music, I show them my ideals on the issues with society and my opinions on traditional patriarchy

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The concept of billionaires starving themselves for an idealized unrealistic standard of beauty when the thousands of lower income families would do anything for just 100 more dollars for groceries is insane to me

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Whenever I think of my childhood best friend it comes in little flashes when we’d play together on the playground or when I’d go to her house. It literally feels like one of those dead wife recordings in movies.

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Fent folding like we in LA 🩷

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What is the science behind nerdy white boy and weird alternative girl dynamic