miranda 🧛🏻‍♀️

she/her |certified bitch| dattebayo

[miranda 🧛🏻‍♀️ @umbrellagoddess]

@ButSlightlyMad You are Mr. Debbie

[miranda 🧛🏻‍♀️ @umbrellagoddess]

Bro can I at least get nauseous after I DO SOMETHING whys it gotta be when I wake up

[miranda 🧛🏻‍♀️ @umbrellagoddess]

I’m so fucking stressed I could explode

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

can you watch him while i go smoke

[miranda 🧛🏻‍♀️ @umbrellagoddess]

I literally never want to go to urgent care again

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[miranda 🧛🏻‍♀️ @umbrellagoddess]

I am absolutely not okay rn lol

[miranda 🧛🏻‍♀️ @umbrellagoddess]

Idk how I ended up on Skyrim tiktok but I’m here for it

[danlet @evildanevil]

Him: are u fuckign stupid

me:

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

do WHAT to the grill?!

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

sandile just walking around :)

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

ducks after that oil spill in 2010: