Lord of the Methodist Dance

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

@GreenSplatter My jawbreaker is too neutral. Forehand is dead straight with little fade. I have a berg for that. I like my crystal zone better.

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

@FDG_Hunter_T @Brodiesmith21 100% C2 putting but you have to dance the whole round. Deal?

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

@Brodiesmith21 Would you would take this deal? Every drive hits your desired line perfectly but you audibly fart.

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

Is it really an offering if you don’t dance it forward? My sweet dance moves are a part of my offering. #flumc22

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

In the spirit of today, I propose a mosh pit dance. #flumc22

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

Found this sign and followed. There was no dancing so I left even more down than before. #flumc22

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

Failed again. Up to 72% but not 75%. #flumc22

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

@helenryde Maybe. It was at 70% before and at least two previous No’s had to propose the reconsideration.

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

Looks like we have a revote and those approved for full connection earlier can vote. #flumc22

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

Wait. A motion to reconsider the vote is out there with a second. #flumc22

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

Provisional members will not be commissioned bc we didn’t meet the 75% threshold. LP and Full Connection passed. Anyone know a lament dance? #flumc22

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

Voted passed to confirm voting as a slate and not by individual. #flumc22

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

@Alphonse813 This is my first where I did not wear my MC Hammer pants.

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

Fact. You can’t fight and do the Macarena at the same time. #flumc22

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

@RevTGBM Not enough dance.

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

Please let us dance our ballot to the front. I’ve been really working on my crip walk. #flumc22

[Lord of the Methodist Dance @umcdancemaster]

I propose we settle this dispute with a dance off. #flumc22